[ Fade in to an EPW set, a black backdrop with a run down chain link fence. A huge banner with the EPW logo hangs in the middle of the backdrop. Standing in front of it is EPW World Heavyweight Champion Beast, his EPW Title around his waist. ]
Beast: Well, I guess I just learned a little bit about who it really is I'm stepping into the ring with this week.
A cold, unfeeling, human.
Tell me something, Dis...
Have you never been angry? Have you never been so pissed off that you just finally had to let it out? It's been like I've always said since day 1, Dis. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I'm a passionate, emotional, amped up mother trucker, and if some sonofab*tch like Dan Ryan pushes me over the edge, then so be it.
I apologize if that spoils your vision of me, Dis.
Is that a flaw? Does the fact that I, unlike some of the robots around here, bother to show some emotion make me weaker because of it?
I'd say exactly the opposite.
Ask Christian Sands what happens when someone pisses me off. That's what kicked off this whole adventure with me as the EPW World Heavyweight Champion.
You spent an awful lot of time on one piece of strategy. You've got it all figured out, haven't you? You figure that Beast is going to be so worried about Dan Ryan at ringside that I'll be distracted enough for you to take me out?
If that's what it takes for you to stand across the ring from me, Dis... if that's what your plan is - relying on the actions of someone else to gain you victory - then you don't even deserve to stand in the same ring as the World Champion.
But Dis, before you go claiming victory, perhaps you should simply watch the tape of last week's match. Beast vs. Melton. Ryan was running all kinds of distractions, and at the end of the night, Melton was still lying on his back in the middle of the ring.
So much for your strategy.
It's just too bad that Ryan, big man that he his, couldn't take someone standing up and getting in his face.
If you're going to beat me this week, Dis, it's going to take a lot more than Dan Ryan and a big red X on the Roulette wheel to earn this World Championship.
Am I willing to do what is necessary?
Just watch.
FTB