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[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-10-03 AT 04:25 PM (EST)]BRANDON JACOBS: Welcome back everyone, and we are moments away from Michaels taking on Tiny in his debut match right here in WFW! I?m sort looking forward to this in a perverse sort of way.
VIC WATERS: I love C.O.C.K.S, and don?t we all, but Tiny is fat, out of shape, he has no business being in a WFW ring!
BRANDON JACOBS: Don?t let the size of Tiny fool you. He is in tremendous condition for someone his size and is very powerful. Michaels hasn?t faced anyone like him in the WFW to date.
VIC WATERS: I hope not.
BRANDON JACOBS: The ladies love Tiny, he is their ideal mate. Look at all the signs out there asking Tiny to marry them. Big butts are in baby!
VIC WATERS: ::shakes head::
BRANDON JACOBS: Let?s send this one to ringside for introductions! Diablo is in the ring to introduce his subtitution!
Diablo: Michaels?I know you are ready, eager to be thrown into the inferno, to be consumed?but the darkness needs strong prey?it needs fuel?the darkness does not see any in you. So I will forego my chance to battle with you, Michaels, but don?t worry, you?ll still have a match tonight. I?ve chosen someone as my replacement a little bit closer to your level. Ladies and gentleman, I present to you Scotty Michaels? opponent?The World?s Strongest Fat Man, TINY!
RING ANNOUNCER: Announcing first, from Blankagonk, Mississippi, The World?s Strongest Fat Guy?. TINY!
:: Theme from T.V.'s 'Dragnet' (C.O.C.K.S. theme) blares over the loud speaker as walks slowly out to the ring::
:Cocky by Kid Rock rocks over the loud speaker::
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, the Viewer?s Choice, from Philadelphia, PA?. THE SUPERSTAR SCOTTY MICHAELS!
::Michaels comes down to a big pop from the crowd with the gigantic HEEL by his side watching his back::
:::Michaels gives HEEL instructions to keep Diablo from interfering in the match and enters the ring::
*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: The bell rings and Michaels and Tiny stare at each on in the middle of the ring. Michaels stares up at the 6?4 behemoth!
VIC WATERS: Tiny looks so massive next to Michaels!
BRANDON JACOBS: Tiny shoves Michaels and Michaels fires back with a shove of his own!
VIC WATERS: Neither man off his feet, Michaels is standing his ground, it looks like all the weight training he has been doing has paid off!
BRANDON JACOBS: Michaels starts firing rights at Tiny! HE IS GOING FOR A BODYSLAM? MICHAELS FALLS BACK AND TINY LANDS ON TOP OF HIM! 1-------------2-------KICKOUT!
VIC WATERS: Michaels is a strong man, but Tiny is huge! I don?t even know if it is possible to slam Tiny.
BRANDON JACOBS: Michaels is getting up slowly but he is grabbing his back?. Tiny starts pounding away with several forearm shots!
VIC WATERS: This rookie Tiny is showing that he knows he is doing in that ring, he sees Michaels weakness and he goes right after it!
BRANDON JACOBS: Tiny picks Michaels up? BODYSLAM! Tiny picked him up with ease!
VIC WATERS: Tiny is a monster!
BRANDON JACOBS: Michaels gets up again? he nails him with another bodyslam!
VIC WATERS: Michaels is trying to get away from the massive Tiny!
BRANDON JACOBS: TINY GRABS MICHAELS BY THE TIGHTS AND PICKS HIM OFF THE MAT! Tiny whips Michaels into the corner! OWW! HE WENT IN BACK FIRST! Tiny is just laughing at the ease that he is handling Michaels!
VIC WATERS: Tiny is just taking his time with Michaels! Diablo is yelling at him to finish him off!
BRANDON JACOBS: Tiny goes into the corner? HE WHIPS MICHAELS BACK FIRST INTO THE OTHER CORNER! Diablo is yelling at him to splash him in the corner!
VIC WATERS: If he connects with this, this match will be over!
BRANDON JACOBS: TINY CHARGES THE CORNER WITH A BIG SPLASH? MICHAELS SLIPS OUT OF THE WAY AND TINY CRASHES HARD INTO THE CORNER!
VIC WATERS: Tiny went in chest first! It looks like the shot winded him badly!
BRANDON JACOBS: MICHAELS CLOTHESLINES HIM DOWN! TINY HAS LEFT HIS FEET! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD ERRUPT FOR MICHAELS!
VIC WATERS: Michaels needs to finish him off!
BRANDON JACOBS: MICHAELS PICKS UP THE 387 POUND TINY?. HUGE BODYSLAM! HE DID IT! Michaels is looking up to the top!
VIC WATERS: If he hits this, it will be all over!
BRANDON JACOBS: Michaels is going up to the top? THE HEARTBREAKER TOP ROPE 360 LEGDROP! He covers! 1--------------2------------3!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of this match and the man who will advance to the #1 Contender for the North American Title match at Paradise Lost?. SCOTTY MICHAELS!
VIC WATERS: Tiny put up a hell of a fight, I?ll give him that. I underestimated his ability in that ring and he really took it too Michaels. That was a hell of a debut for that kid.
BRANDON JACOBS: Scotty Michaels has just been on a role lately, if he can with the North American #1 contender match, he may just be the one to beat the winner of Manson vs. Eian.
:
iablo rolls in the ring to help Tiny up and HEEL sneaks up from behind on Diablo::
BRANDON JACOBS: Wait a second, HEEL JUST STUCK A STEAK IN DIABLO?S POCKET WITHOUT HIM NOTICING! Michaels and HEEL bail out of the ring laughing and head to tbe back.
VIC WATERS: Diablo walks over to the ropes and jaws with them but he looks really confused at what they are laughing at?
BRANDON JACOBS: OH MY GOD, TINY SAT UP! HE SEES THE STEAK IN DIABLO?S POCKET! Diablo turns around and he sees Tiny licking his chops? DIABLO BAILS OUT OF THE RING AND STARTS RUNNING AND TINY RUNS OUT OF THE RING AFTER HIM! Diablo thinks Tiny wants to eat him!
VIC WATERS: ::starts laughing uncontrollably::
BRANDON JACOBS: THE FANS ARE CHANTING GO TINY GO! Folks, we have to take another commercial break, we will be back right after this with Felix Red vs. Rat Fink in a Capture the Flag match for the title shot against Doc Silver or Psycho at Paradise Lost! STAY TUNED EVERYONE!
VIC WATERS: I love C.O.C.K.S, and don?t we all, but Tiny is fat, out of shape, he has no business being in a WFW ring!
BRANDON JACOBS: Don?t let the size of Tiny fool you. He is in tremendous condition for someone his size and is very powerful. Michaels hasn?t faced anyone like him in the WFW to date.
VIC WATERS: I hope not.
BRANDON JACOBS: The ladies love Tiny, he is their ideal mate. Look at all the signs out there asking Tiny to marry them. Big butts are in baby!
VIC WATERS: ::shakes head::
BRANDON JACOBS: Let?s send this one to ringside for introductions! Diablo is in the ring to introduce his subtitution!
Diablo: Michaels?I know you are ready, eager to be thrown into the inferno, to be consumed?but the darkness needs strong prey?it needs fuel?the darkness does not see any in you. So I will forego my chance to battle with you, Michaels, but don?t worry, you?ll still have a match tonight. I?ve chosen someone as my replacement a little bit closer to your level. Ladies and gentleman, I present to you Scotty Michaels? opponent?The World?s Strongest Fat Man, TINY!
RING ANNOUNCER: Announcing first, from Blankagonk, Mississippi, The World?s Strongest Fat Guy?. TINY!
:: Theme from T.V.'s 'Dragnet' (C.O.C.K.S. theme) blares over the loud speaker as walks slowly out to the ring::
:Cocky by Kid Rock rocks over the loud speaker::
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, the Viewer?s Choice, from Philadelphia, PA?. THE SUPERSTAR SCOTTY MICHAELS!
::Michaels comes down to a big pop from the crowd with the gigantic HEEL by his side watching his back::
:::Michaels gives HEEL instructions to keep Diablo from interfering in the match and enters the ring::
*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: The bell rings and Michaels and Tiny stare at each on in the middle of the ring. Michaels stares up at the 6?4 behemoth!
VIC WATERS: Tiny looks so massive next to Michaels!
BRANDON JACOBS: Tiny shoves Michaels and Michaels fires back with a shove of his own!
VIC WATERS: Neither man off his feet, Michaels is standing his ground, it looks like all the weight training he has been doing has paid off!
BRANDON JACOBS: Michaels starts firing rights at Tiny! HE IS GOING FOR A BODYSLAM? MICHAELS FALLS BACK AND TINY LANDS ON TOP OF HIM! 1-------------2-------KICKOUT!
VIC WATERS: Michaels is a strong man, but Tiny is huge! I don?t even know if it is possible to slam Tiny.
BRANDON JACOBS: Michaels is getting up slowly but he is grabbing his back?. Tiny starts pounding away with several forearm shots!
VIC WATERS: This rookie Tiny is showing that he knows he is doing in that ring, he sees Michaels weakness and he goes right after it!
BRANDON JACOBS: Tiny picks Michaels up? BODYSLAM! Tiny picked him up with ease!
VIC WATERS: Tiny is a monster!
BRANDON JACOBS: Michaels gets up again? he nails him with another bodyslam!
VIC WATERS: Michaels is trying to get away from the massive Tiny!
BRANDON JACOBS: TINY GRABS MICHAELS BY THE TIGHTS AND PICKS HIM OFF THE MAT! Tiny whips Michaels into the corner! OWW! HE WENT IN BACK FIRST! Tiny is just laughing at the ease that he is handling Michaels!
VIC WATERS: Tiny is just taking his time with Michaels! Diablo is yelling at him to finish him off!
BRANDON JACOBS: Tiny goes into the corner? HE WHIPS MICHAELS BACK FIRST INTO THE OTHER CORNER! Diablo is yelling at him to splash him in the corner!
VIC WATERS: If he connects with this, this match will be over!
BRANDON JACOBS: TINY CHARGES THE CORNER WITH A BIG SPLASH? MICHAELS SLIPS OUT OF THE WAY AND TINY CRASHES HARD INTO THE CORNER!
VIC WATERS: Tiny went in chest first! It looks like the shot winded him badly!
BRANDON JACOBS: MICHAELS CLOTHESLINES HIM DOWN! TINY HAS LEFT HIS FEET! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD ERRUPT FOR MICHAELS!
VIC WATERS: Michaels needs to finish him off!
BRANDON JACOBS: MICHAELS PICKS UP THE 387 POUND TINY?. HUGE BODYSLAM! HE DID IT! Michaels is looking up to the top!
VIC WATERS: If he hits this, it will be all over!
BRANDON JACOBS: Michaels is going up to the top? THE HEARTBREAKER TOP ROPE 360 LEGDROP! He covers! 1--------------2------------3!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of this match and the man who will advance to the #1 Contender for the North American Title match at Paradise Lost?. SCOTTY MICHAELS!
VIC WATERS: Tiny put up a hell of a fight, I?ll give him that. I underestimated his ability in that ring and he really took it too Michaels. That was a hell of a debut for that kid.
BRANDON JACOBS: Scotty Michaels has just been on a role lately, if he can with the North American #1 contender match, he may just be the one to beat the winner of Manson vs. Eian.
:
iablo rolls in the ring to help Tiny up and HEEL sneaks up from behind on Diablo::BRANDON JACOBS: Wait a second, HEEL JUST STUCK A STEAK IN DIABLO?S POCKET WITHOUT HIM NOTICING! Michaels and HEEL bail out of the ring laughing and head to tbe back.
VIC WATERS: Diablo walks over to the ropes and jaws with them but he looks really confused at what they are laughing at?
BRANDON JACOBS: OH MY GOD, TINY SAT UP! HE SEES THE STEAK IN DIABLO?S POCKET! Diablo turns around and he sees Tiny licking his chops? DIABLO BAILS OUT OF THE RING AND STARTS RUNNING AND TINY RUNS OUT OF THE RING AFTER HIM! Diablo thinks Tiny wants to eat him!
VIC WATERS: ::starts laughing uncontrollably::
BRANDON JACOBS: THE FANS ARE CHANTING GO TINY GO! Folks, we have to take another commercial break, we will be back right after this with Felix Red vs. Rat Fink in a Capture the Flag match for the title shot against Doc Silver or Psycho at Paradise Lost! STAY TUNED EVERYONE!