Sean Taylor
League Member
- Joined
- Sep 3, 2004
- Messages
- 220
- Points
- 0
- Age
- 43
- Location
- Kingston, Ontario
- Website
- www.geocities.com
(Location: Olso, Norway. Sean Taylor and Kandi Reed are sitting in a hockey arena watching a practise session of the Norway National Hockey Team.)
Sean: See, Kandi, this is the key to success.
Kandi: (shivering) A cold arena?
Sean: Yes, a cold are . . . no, no. Practise.
Kandi: Oh.
Sean: Every championship calibre athlete needs to practise to be the best at what he or she does.
Kandi: What about you?
Sean: What about me?
Kandi: Well, you claim to be the Undisputed Greatest International whatever, yet you're taking a vacation right before the biggest title defense/shot of your life.
Sean: First off, I don't claim to be the Undisputed Greatest International Champion in the History of the EUWC, I am the Undisputed Greatest International Champion in the History of the EUWC. Second, I don't need to practise.
Kandi: What? How can you . . .
Sean: Hey, Kandi. Did you know that there was orignally only one goalie, one center, and two defensemen on the Norway National Hockey Team? They were dubbed "The Four Norsemen".
Kandi: Sean! How can you say that you don't need to practise? You're fighting Danny Collins in the biggest match of your career for the EUWC World Title.
Sean: So?
Kandi: So, how do you expect to win the match without properly preparing for it?
(Sean picks up and points to his rulebook.)
Sean: Besides, I don't really need it. I am much more talented, more cunning, . . .
Kandi: More knowledgable of the rules.
Sean: Exactly! Collins doesn't stand a chance against me. That World Title is going to be mine. But I do have one problem.
Kandi: What's that?
Sean: After Blood Bath, which of the two belts should I put around my waist and which should I hang over my shoulder?
(Fade to black.)
Sean: See, Kandi, this is the key to success.
Kandi: (shivering) A cold arena?
Sean: Yes, a cold are . . . no, no. Practise.
Kandi: Oh.
Sean: Every championship calibre athlete needs to practise to be the best at what he or she does.
Kandi: What about you?
Sean: What about me?
Kandi: Well, you claim to be the Undisputed Greatest International whatever, yet you're taking a vacation right before the biggest title defense/shot of your life.
Sean: First off, I don't claim to be the Undisputed Greatest International Champion in the History of the EUWC, I am the Undisputed Greatest International Champion in the History of the EUWC. Second, I don't need to practise.
Kandi: What? How can you . . .
Sean: Hey, Kandi. Did you know that there was orignally only one goalie, one center, and two defensemen on the Norway National Hockey Team? They were dubbed "The Four Norsemen".
Kandi: Sean! How can you say that you don't need to practise? You're fighting Danny Collins in the biggest match of your career for the EUWC World Title.
Sean: So?
Kandi: So, how do you expect to win the match without properly preparing for it?
(Sean picks up and points to his rulebook.)
Sean: Besides, I don't really need it. I am much more talented, more cunning, . . .
Kandi: More knowledgable of the rules.
Sean: Exactly! Collins doesn't stand a chance against me. That World Title is going to be mine. But I do have one problem.
Kandi: What's that?
Sean: After Blood Bath, which of the two belts should I put around my waist and which should I hang over my shoulder?
(Fade to black.)