Angel's Keeper
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The scene opens up in New York City and the time of day is...well its night out and the streets are a barren wasteland of people except for a few beggars that are scattered along the sidewalks and if there are any people walking the streets they are more or less passing by the people without a thought and the beggars are getting more and more desparate and some of the citizens are getting annoyed by the presistance of the beggars as is documented in one incident in particular...
Man: Get away from me! What part of that didn't you comprehend you dumb ****?!
Beggar: Sure I just need a dollar. That's all I want.
At the same time this argument is going one Joshua L. Curtis happens to be walking by dressed in a black suit jacket, white shirt and black dress pants with a pair of expensive black loafers on makes his way over to the scene and begins to speak...
Joshua L Curtis: What seems to be the problem here fellas?
Man: What's it to ya?
Joshua L. Curtis: Well I guess it shouldn't be any of my concern but you see I can't help but think you don't need to be so vulgar with this man. Do you realize that you are acting like a tool right now?
Man: What?! Why you...
Joshua L. Curtis: Sir if you want to go right now I'm afraid you'll lose.
Man: We'll see about that!
Joshua L. Curtis: So you want to go?
Man: Damn Straight kid!
Joshua L. Curtis: *talking to the beggar after taking off his jacket* Handle this with care please.
Beggar: *Nodding* Yes sir!
The Beggar takes Joshua's jacket and neatly folds it over his arm and watches as the two men get in their fighting stances and man goes after Joshua brandishing a knife charging at his head and wit hteh reflexes of a cat Joshua ducks and then runs up behind the now deemed "hoodlum" and grabs him in a position that renders the hoodlum defenseless before Joshua knees him in the back and then spins him around making him drop the knife. Joshua then grabs the man in a front facelock and peforms his "Dark Days" maneuver on him knocking him out! Satisfied Joshua walks back over to the Beggar and begins to speak again...
Joshua L. Curtis: I don't think you'll have to worry about him again.
Beggar: Wow! Are you some kind of supernatural being or something?
Joshua L. Curtis: *Laughing* Hardly sir. I just happen to have been training for years in the business of wrestling and my speed and skill are very much up to par with the "new school" if you will...
Beggar: I understand sir *Looks at Joshua's pants* Oh dear you seem to have dirtied a good pair of pants...you need me to find somewhere for you to get them cleaned?
Joshua: Nah its fine but can you do me a favor?
Beggar: If its your jacket then here you go sir.
Joshua: Well I was gonna ask for it back but not yet. What I WAS going to ask you is if you could keep an eye out for a woman I'm managing in a federation called "EPW" named Tina Davis.
Beggar: Will do sir and whom shall I say is looking for her?
Joshua: Just mention "Dark Angel" and she'll know ok?
Beggar: *Nods*
As Joshua walks off he sees a cameraman and decides that now would be as good a time as any to speak to the fans of EPW again...
Joshua: DAMN! That felt good to get my hands around someone's neck again and specifically a bad person! You know fans I'm going to be as honest as I can with you right now. Tina Davis has called me over the past couple of days and we discussed a lot of things and one was how she has cheated you fans out of the effort that she has given you and honestly we debated a lot of things and one was whether the "Canadian Rose" would be able to bloom in EPW and we THINK it can and we will do our best for you in EPW because that is what we are supposed to do for you.
Tina asked me in the conversation when will I get back in a ring and where and I told her that to be honest I have no clue. What I find hillarious is that there is a jackass in EPW right now that decided he was going to spout off at me and have no clue who I am and that's fine. I saw one of his promos he did for his "open challenge" match and truthfully I get you man but you see the problem is I have done a lot of **** that could almost dwarf you ok? The problem is that I am not under contract to kick your ass in that ring or believe me you'd end up like the hoodlum that I knocked the **** out earlier! The problem is son that if I got you in the ring it won't be as simple as me doing my set up and walking the **** out!
You want to know something? To me your gimmick went out with Barry Windhamn and its about as half-baked now as it was back in WWE. You are going to call out Tina again like a predictable prick because she is under contract and honestly I TOLD her to let me handle this because I started it and I will finish it! Russian Roulette 2007 is out of the question for now but I PROMISE you this ****er: The next time you open your mouth and speak Tina's name know this: I'M going to be the one going to the ring to shut it!
Joshua blows a kiss to the camera and walks off as the scene turns to black
Man: Get away from me! What part of that didn't you comprehend you dumb ****?!
Beggar: Sure I just need a dollar. That's all I want.
At the same time this argument is going one Joshua L. Curtis happens to be walking by dressed in a black suit jacket, white shirt and black dress pants with a pair of expensive black loafers on makes his way over to the scene and begins to speak...
Joshua L Curtis: What seems to be the problem here fellas?
Man: What's it to ya?
Joshua L. Curtis: Well I guess it shouldn't be any of my concern but you see I can't help but think you don't need to be so vulgar with this man. Do you realize that you are acting like a tool right now?
Man: What?! Why you...
Joshua L. Curtis: Sir if you want to go right now I'm afraid you'll lose.
Man: We'll see about that!
Joshua L. Curtis: So you want to go?
Man: Damn Straight kid!
Joshua L. Curtis: *talking to the beggar after taking off his jacket* Handle this with care please.
Beggar: *Nodding* Yes sir!
The Beggar takes Joshua's jacket and neatly folds it over his arm and watches as the two men get in their fighting stances and man goes after Joshua brandishing a knife charging at his head and wit hteh reflexes of a cat Joshua ducks and then runs up behind the now deemed "hoodlum" and grabs him in a position that renders the hoodlum defenseless before Joshua knees him in the back and then spins him around making him drop the knife. Joshua then grabs the man in a front facelock and peforms his "Dark Days" maneuver on him knocking him out! Satisfied Joshua walks back over to the Beggar and begins to speak again...
Joshua L. Curtis: I don't think you'll have to worry about him again.
Beggar: Wow! Are you some kind of supernatural being or something?
Joshua L. Curtis: *Laughing* Hardly sir. I just happen to have been training for years in the business of wrestling and my speed and skill are very much up to par with the "new school" if you will...
Beggar: I understand sir *Looks at Joshua's pants* Oh dear you seem to have dirtied a good pair of pants...you need me to find somewhere for you to get them cleaned?
Joshua: Nah its fine but can you do me a favor?
Beggar: If its your jacket then here you go sir.
Joshua: Well I was gonna ask for it back but not yet. What I WAS going to ask you is if you could keep an eye out for a woman I'm managing in a federation called "EPW" named Tina Davis.
Beggar: Will do sir and whom shall I say is looking for her?
Joshua: Just mention "Dark Angel" and she'll know ok?
Beggar: *Nods*
As Joshua walks off he sees a cameraman and decides that now would be as good a time as any to speak to the fans of EPW again...
Joshua: DAMN! That felt good to get my hands around someone's neck again and specifically a bad person! You know fans I'm going to be as honest as I can with you right now. Tina Davis has called me over the past couple of days and we discussed a lot of things and one was how she has cheated you fans out of the effort that she has given you and honestly we debated a lot of things and one was whether the "Canadian Rose" would be able to bloom in EPW and we THINK it can and we will do our best for you in EPW because that is what we are supposed to do for you.
Tina asked me in the conversation when will I get back in a ring and where and I told her that to be honest I have no clue. What I find hillarious is that there is a jackass in EPW right now that decided he was going to spout off at me and have no clue who I am and that's fine. I saw one of his promos he did for his "open challenge" match and truthfully I get you man but you see the problem is I have done a lot of **** that could almost dwarf you ok? The problem is that I am not under contract to kick your ass in that ring or believe me you'd end up like the hoodlum that I knocked the **** out earlier! The problem is son that if I got you in the ring it won't be as simple as me doing my set up and walking the **** out!
You want to know something? To me your gimmick went out with Barry Windhamn and its about as half-baked now as it was back in WWE. You are going to call out Tina again like a predictable prick because she is under contract and honestly I TOLD her to let me handle this because I started it and I will finish it! Russian Roulette 2007 is out of the question for now but I PROMISE you this ****er: The next time you open your mouth and speak Tina's name know this: I'M going to be the one going to the ring to shut it!
Joshua blows a kiss to the camera and walks off as the scene turns to black