Re: Inevitable
(FADEIN: The Second Coming, Red Line Wrestling banner. Minimalism is a virtue.)
2C: ...
...
Huh.
That's a lotta hostility, Mystery Man. Where's it coming from?
Two things you said, make me raise an eyebrown in skepticism.
You couldn't care less about the spotlight. If that was true, you wouldn't be a mystery man. You'd tell us your name so we could all ooh and aah over it and get past it when it was bleedingly obvious that you don't have anything to offer. Being a mystery man sells tickets, since everyone wants to know who the mystery opponent is.
I don't have much regard for Eric Dane, but I'd be an idiot to deny that his name is a draw. Being Ivan's mystery opponent was intriguing enough to bring in the people, and Eric Dane's reveal was big enough to give them their moneys' worth. I wonder, is it that you don't care about the spotlight, or does the spotlight not care about you?
And you intend on grinding up my blood, flesh, and bone. Why? Have I wronged you? Have we had a conflict in the past? Considering I've been in this business for less than a full year, I doubt it.
Then again...
For the record, I was not in the match to determine the first Red Crown Champion because my erstwhile partner, Kid Koala, threw the contendership match and allowed himself to be pinned.
For the record, Kid Koala and his Marsupials of Mayhem decided that I needed to be taught a lesson, as they decreed themselves to be the Be All, End All of what we should be shooting for in this sport.
For the record, I took it personally. And I ground every last ounce of blood, flesh, and bone that my hands could take from Kid Koala.
Sound familiar?
You're a Johnny-Come-Lately, and you're not even here yet.
(She laughed.)
2C: Clearly, you've mistaken me for one of those lipstick - and - nailpolish girls who come to the ring in what amounts to sparkly underwear, does a bunch'a stripper moves that somewhat resemble wrestling, and finish off my opponents with a hair pull and a lesbian kiss.
Your claim, that you intend to inflict grievous physical harm... doesn't mean a thing to me. Maybe you will and maybe you won't. If you do... maybe it matters.
Maybe it won't.
You've accused me of assuming a certain timeline, but can you blame me? I assumed ascension to the Red Crown at the onset, but I was delayed by Kid Koala. I dealt with him, in particularly brutal fashion - and became the top contender. I assume victory over my Slamtrack 10 opponent and over Ivan, for the Red Crown at the Show.
Why wouldn't I? To assume victory speaks to confidence, and I have no reason to not have confidence in my abilities.
You, on the other hand, assume victory at Slamtrack. Not just victory, but, by claiming that you'll be 'grinding my blood, flesh, and bone,' you assume that you'll have little to no trouble with dispatching me.
The Red Line Wrestling fans have no reason to doubt my confidence. I've never been pinned in this company; I've never given up in any match I've ever had. The sole reason why I wasn't involved in the Red Crown Championship match was because Kid Koala took a dive.
Maybe you mistook me for someone else?
Someone who might be the slightest bit intimidated by words, perhaps? Someone who can't take a punch and come back to make you regret it?
That's okay, Mystery Man. I don't have much of a track record for you to fear and respect. But I'm working on it.
And you... get to be one of the prime chapters.
You're welcome.
(FADE)