So uh... who runs dis joint?

[Jesse Jamester]

*looks around intently for someone*

I know... probably a dumb question, sorry, but I'm looking at prospects of places I want to apply, and NFW is one on top of that list. With Evolution Pro Wrestling on hiatus as we're calling it, I'm looking for a new home.

So.. we all know of NFW and it's magnificence right? I DO, so don't go saying otherwise or the pimp hand will come down, and boy did I put on the baby powder thick today!

My question actually is, besides who runs this place, which I have a 'limited' knowledge of, is are you looking to bring anyone on board? Cuzzzzz... I'd love to be apart of the spectacle that is, and... I write matches. *nudge nudge*

This is not a cheap deploy at trying to get in, though if it's working I'll take it! No, I leave cheap deploys for the hookers I don't pay.

Anyway, with all that said, hi!

 

[suddenimpact]

Katz runs the place, and if you want to get in, just bring him drugs.

And if you want to get along with the rest of the roster, bring enough to share.

So I've heard.

 

[jediPREZ]

I run this place.

I'll just accept that as your application, if you want it to be...as long as you follow Mr. Sudden Impact's subtle directions.

Be forewarned, we're not exactly...close to any fed you've been apart of before. We're way lazier...and short-winded. Of course, judging by what you need to bring in with your application...that should not be surprising.

 

[Ford]

You mean the inmates DON'T run the asylum?

I've been grossly mis-informed.

 

[Evil James]

Jamester, Varga here. SIGN UP NOW! This place kicks ass. Major ass. That is all you need to know.

 

[Jesse Jamester]

I'm sold! Calling my drug dealer once the sun rises... what's everyone like around here? Lucy? Dro? Shrooms? X? Powder? I don't do the H, sorry buds, but I can get it... LMAO!

Oh, I'm in, for sure and without doubt, *bows* thank you for the quick response. As for the lazy and short-winded, you know, it's no issue for me. I'm more of a laid back writer, so having that same stance on a fed I'm in makes me feel at home.

Varga, Ford, Sudden Impact, and West Prez, we'll be getting to know each other a lot better in the days and weeks to come.

Oh and if I didn't clarify, YES, I accept this post being my application! If you want my specifics, I have them posted on the FW Classifieds in a Free Agent post. Bonkers, that's the quickest acceptance I've recieved in ages.

 

[jediPREZ]

I'm sold! Calling my drug dealer once the sun rises... what's everyone like around here? Lucy? Dro? Shrooms? X? Powder? I don't do the H, sorry buds, but I can get it... LMAO!

Oh, I'm in, for sure and without doubt, *bows* thank you for the quick response. As for the lazy and short-winded, you know, it's no issue for me. I'm more of a laid back writer, so having that same stance on a fed I'm in makes me feel at home.

Varga, Ford, Sudden Impact, and West Prez, we'll be getting to know each other a lot better in the days and weeks to come.

Oh and if I didn't clarify, YES, I accept this post being my application! If you want my specifics, I have them posted on the FW Classifieds in a Free Agent post. Bonkers, that's the quickest acceptance I've recieved in ages.

Just post your bio in the NFW BIOS forum and we'll be good to go.

You also have about 3 days to jump into the House Show fun.

 

[Nova]

Welcome, Jamester!

 

[Jesse Jamester]

*bows*

Well thank you Nova-son! You may be the one asset to the roster that had the most influence in me wanting to be here. Can't wait to get a chance to duel you in the roleplay field fella.

 

[Evil James]

See? Now aren't you glad you listened to me about checking this place out when we talked last week? lol

 

[Legion]

Welcome!

 

[LQJT86C]

I run this place.

Be forewarned, we're not exactly...close to any fed you've been apart of before. We're way lazier...and short-winded. Of course, judging by what you need to bring in with your application...that should not be surprising.

What the hell? You never told me that! **** this ****, I QUIT! I could eaaaassssily go to CSWA and get a title push. EEEEAAAAASSILLY.

Ok I'm back, I don't quit. And forget what I said...I love you NFW!

 

[LQJT86C]

Awww darn it all to heck, I forgot I can't use swear words. We've gotta be the only forum on the internet that does that!

 

[jediPREZ]

Awww darn it all to heck, I forgot I can't use swear words. We've gotta be the only forum on the internet that does that!

Yeah, but then our imaginations can run wild on what you MIGHT have typed. You piece of **** on a **** sticked to a spongy ***** that's overflowing with green puss and ****

 

[jediPREZ]

In the midst of all this, I must ask the requisite question:

Who the hell listens to Varga's advice? That sort of mentality can get you put in federal prison.

 

[EpyonMarx]

*bows*

Well thank you Nova-son! You may be the one asset to the roster that had the most influence in me wanting to be here. Can't wait to get a chance to duel you in the roleplay field fella.

Lord Coyner Pollard: A man, if any Colonist save Miles and Mayfield (and Katz), challenges another to a duel and does not have the decency to throw down their gauntlet?

Americans... so far behind!

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OoC: Welcome aboard!

 

[Jesse Jamester]

See? Now aren't you glad you listened to me about checking this place out when we talked last week? lol

Actually I forgot about you telling me... I just saw someone replied to my FA post via PM, which happened to be Rebel Pro Wrestling, and then came to the NFW boards to skim some stuff and felt like throwing up a message. However... you can take credit for me being here. And in the case of some sort bonus or whatever, I want some 25% of whatever you get. It's only fair...

Awww darn it all to heck, I forgot I can't use swear words. We've gotta be the only forum on the internet that does that!

LMAO. Oh yes, I had to be creative once here and make my message have all sorts of odd words that people could translate to swearing. Good for forums because of kids, bad for roleplays because then you have to use your imagination, and sometimes my imagintion makes things colorful and different.

Yeah, but then our imaginations can run wild on what you MIGHT have typed. You piece of **** on a **** sticked to a spongy ***** that's overflowing with green puss and ****

Hey look! It's a fill in the blank puzzle!

You piece of _ _ _ _ on a _ _ _ _ sticked to a spongy _ _ _ _ _ that's overflowing with green puss and _ _ _ _.

LOL. Awwww... I'm already enjoying the atmosphere, what a warm welcoming thread.

In the midst of all this, I must ask the requisite question:

Who the hell listens to Varga's advice? That sort of mentality can get you put in federal prison.

LMAO. A long time friend of the Varga. Despite a lot of people's thoughts of the guy, or their blatant pokes of fun at him, I've depended on Varga at times when I was thrown to the wolves.

Example A: Juvian Ramorez a.k.a. Benny ran a place called HATE Wrestling and I joined as a character named Issaic Bruce (will skip the details on this one), but anyway, Benny went to the Royal Navy or some **** and TOLD me to run the place for him. I was like 'uhhhh... WTF!' at first but I had James (Varga incase people are scratchin their head goin' who da h-e-l-l is James?) on the roster and asked him to help out.

He made up about half the roster in characters, names like Warriors of Warcraft, Wolfie, Psycho Bunny, oh and another 2-3 I think which I fail to remember at the moment. He also helped write segments/matches and kept the place interesting for the 3 or 4 weeks it stayed open before I lost my Library Card. Yes, that is where I use to have to go to write RESULTS... Try writing 20 pages in less than 2 1/2 hours, it's a pain in the arse.

Example B: Despite his wackiness, James has to be one of the most positive people I've EVER met. He's always making up new characters, though I believe his best are the Pirates of the Outer Carribean, whom I've had the pleasure of reading pretty much all the material.

Example C: Any James I know is cool in my book, just another way I meet people. So if you're name is James, as mine is, then I already consider you frickin sweet.

Lord Coyner Pollard: A man, if any Colonist save Miles and Mayfield (and Katz), challenges another to a duel and does not have the decency to throw down their gauntlet?

Americans... so far behind!

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OoC: Welcome aboard!

*throws down gauntlet*

You wanna duel?

*pulls out Yu-Gi-Oh deck and blows off the dust on the protector sleeves*

I'm ready, how bout it?

Sorry... Geek moment.

Thanks everyone for the warm welcome, I think I'm gonna fit in just fine hur.

 

[renner]

I still owe you a proper beating since you couldn't RP against me for the Elite Championship tournament. ;-)

-- Mike

 

[Jesse Jamester]

Oh yeah... I forgot about Knox being over here in the NFW-world. Looks like we'll get our re-match to see who would have went on to be the Elite Champion.

The thing I like the most about you being my opponent for that tournament is, I have this philosophy that if I lose a tournament, I hope who I lose to goes on to win. You just happened to do that, which btw, I forgot to say Congratulations! to you on that. So thanks for making my philosophy for tournaments come true, sorry again that I didn't get to roleplay for that, I'm a sad panda b/c of it. However I don't think I'd have won the Elite Championship even if I did beat you.

So far a lot of interesting feuds can unfold just from the people I know here. Hmmmm... why the h-e-l-l didn't I join NFW sooner? *smacks self in forehead* DOHH!

 

[fugginVOSS]

Uh-oh!

Hey man... welcome aboard!