Valiant effort
(Cueup: "Down" by Socialburn)
(Things start out with a black screen. After a few seconds, the words "CANNONBALL KIDD" appear, grow seemingly closer to the camera, and then fade out. They are followed by "A MAN" and "WITH A MESSAGE". After the text is a close-up on Cannonball Kidd's eyes, covered as always by his signature flight goggles)
Cannonball Kidd: It was inevitable, I suppose...deep down, I was hoping that "Showtime" Steven James would realize the futility of trying to get my attention after showing himself to be unworthy of my program, but unfortunately, it seems that said hope had no basis in reality. It was a nice thought, though.
(Camera zooms out, showing Cannonball's full face)
Cannonball Kidd: I mean, it's not like there's any ambiguity as to which of us is the better man. Ever since I made my first appearance in GLCW, I've had nothing but success, except for the occasional surge of tremendous luck on the part of Nemesis. But Mr. James, you seem to have done nothing but lose matches, one after another. I could start naming people you've lost to, but to be honest, I haven't been paying too much attention to your career. Watching you lose gets very boring, very quickly.
(Cannonball sighs)
Cannonball Kidd: But I guess I knew you won't leave well enough alone until I prove once and for all, in a one-on-one match, that I can beat you. Granted, I've already done that once, but it was part of the gauntlet match, so I won't count that, out of the goodness of my heart.
(Camera zooms out to show Cannonball from the torso up)
Cannonball Kidd: Now, ever since you first took issue with me, James, I've pointed out the same thing over and over again. You had the opportunity to be the very first person to benefit from my program, and Lord knows you needed some direction. I told you everything I had to offer, and you threw it back in my face. Since that day, I've told you that you will no longer have the opportunity to benefit from my Message, and that I have more important things to deal with than you. And as I planned out what to say to you today, my feelings were no different - you would once again hear that my program was not for you.
(Cannonball shrugs)
Cannonball Kidd: But then I thought to myself...why am I being so vengeful? It's not as though I've never been vengeful in the past, but I thought I had put those days behind me. A self-actualized person does not hold petty grudges, and as such, I have had a change of heart. As someone who is as far from self-actualized as they come, Showtime, you certainly hold a grudge against me - but maybe, just maybe, there's something I can do about that.
(Cannonball grins in an inspirational manner)
Cannonball Kidd: You see, James, I'm going to give you one last chance to take advantage of my program for self-actualization. I'm willing to put all of the bad blood behind us and start anew. I'm sure you have some doubts about listening to my Message right now, and I can understand that - you and I are not exactly the best of friends right now, and I don't know that we're all that likely to be friends in the future. But my motive is not to be your FRIEND, Showtime - my motive is to help you.
(Zoom back in on Cannonball's face)
Cannonball Kidd: Think about it, James. When was the last time you won a match in GLCW? When was the last time anyone gave you an iota of respect? I know you don't like me, but let's face it - I'm showing you more respect by giving you a second chance than any other GLCW competitor has given you in months. Imagine what it would be like if you were a feared competitor, instead of cannon fodder for people like Suicide and "Stupendous" Stephen Morgan. I can make it happen, James - just say the words, and I can put all this animosity behind us and help you get on your way toward self-actualization.
(Cannonball adopts a very determined look)
Cannonball Kidd: Of all the people I've tried to help so far, Showtime, you're sure to be the most difficult. You're about as far from being self-actualized as is humanly possible, but I still think I can help you. After our match, you and I might still be enemies, but in my mind, it doesn't matter that I might be an enemy towards a few people. Because even if I'm someone's enemy, I'm still a Man...
(Zoom in on Cannonball's eyes)
Cannonball Kidd: ...with a Message.
(Fade out)