Jean Claude and Pierre, the two very manly men known to the wrestling world as the French Commandos, are decked out in their purple urban camo bikini wrestling tights and playing a game of badminton. As if the mental image of that doesn't make you want to hurl enough, Jean Claude has a "wardrobe malfunction" similar to the William Regal pay-per-view incident in recent memory. He quickly adjusts himself, but Pierre has seen the whole thing and is laughing rather hysterically. This doesn't make the alpha male of the group, Jean Claude, very happy at all.
Jean Claude: Shut zee hell up, Pierre. You know how zee tights ride in my crotch when I play zee badminton.
Pierre face has started turning red. It is unknown whether this is because he is embarrassed he witness Jean Claude's junk or for other strange reasons that we don't need to mention on a family television program (did I just say family program after we just saw this Frenchman's junk?).
Jean Claude: Sometimes I worry about you, my brother-in-arms.
Pierre breaks into tears at this point and runs away. Jean Claude then looks at the camera, but seems to be talking to nobody in particular...
Jean Claude: I really do worry about my friend. When we joined zee world's elite fighting force, zee French Commandos, years ago he didn't fare so well. He was skinny and not much of a fighter in zose days. Some of the larger, more tatooed and tough French soldiers separated us and spent a lot of one-on-one time with him.
He has never wanted to talk zee early days. I have not prodded him for an answer.
Jean Claude suddenly looks uncomfortable after mentioning "prodding".
Jean Claude: Maybe zis is something we can talk about later. Now I want to talk about our first match in zee United States. Both men have such animosity. Zay are zee epitome of excellence in singles competition, and yet zay suffer when teamed together. I think it is safe to say that zis match will be in our favor.
With that being said, I think we can move on to what I have been thinking about since zee first time zee French Commandos thought of bringing our skills to zee American people, and that is a Tag team Title. Ultimate Championship Wrestling doesn't have one. We need one in order to consider staying.
Any of you who feel the need to be a tag team, please come forward! I implore zee whole lot of you. Make zee tag team division one of glory and honor, with zee French Commandos as champions, of course.
Come one and all! Let zee French Commandos show you what zee French are capable of!
At this, the camera zooms in over Jean Claude's right shoulder. A white flag is being raised on a pole in the distance right outside of the sports complex in which he and Pierre are playing badminton. As the camera zooms closer and closer it reveals Pierre, tears in his eyes" frantically trying to raise the white flag.
Fade to Black.