(Our scene opens up on the curb of the Port Columbus International Airport. Shane Rockwell and Rocky Wellington, better known as the Movement stand on the curb with their luggage. As always at their side, the lovely and very adorable, Britni. Rockwell is on a cell phone as Rocky and Britni look frantically around.)
SHANE ROCKWELL: What do you mean he forgot to send a car for us? JESUS CHRIST!! We just got back from Japan again for this event!! How in the hell did he forget? (Pause) What? We can't rent a damn car 'cause I packed my credit card in my suitcase which just so happens to be LOST! (Pause) So? (Pause) So what are we supposed to do? (Pause) YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!! We're not waiting that long! (Pause) What? (Pause) Okay. Good. We'll be waiting. (Rockwell hangs up and puts his cell phone into his leather jacket.) They said that they'd call Alamo for us and get us a rental car.
ROCKY WELLINGTON: What in the bloody hell promotion are we working for again?
SHANE ROCKWELL: Great Lakes Championship Wrestling, Rocky. Remember man, this is where we got our first start together.
ROCKY WELLINGTON: Right-o chap, but still, how in the hell did they forget about us?
SHANE ROCKWELL: I know we're a hot commodity in Japan Rocky, but we've still yet to truly prove ourselves to the US promotions. We've got to stick around this time to try and get consistant bookings.
BRITNI: I just can't wait to stop taking those damn red-eye flights, they are rough on a girl like me, yah know?
(Rockwell's phone rings. He answers.)
SHANE ROCKWELL: Hello? (Pause) WHAT? (Pause) WHAT? (Pause) ARE YOU SAYING WE'RE NOT EVEN BOOKED!!?! WHAT KIND OF BULL-- TO HELL WITH YOU GUYS!! We'll find our OWN way there!
(Rockwell slams his phone closed and motions to Wellington and Britni and they huddle up. Britni rolls up her shorts a bit and walks into the airport. Just minutes later she has keys in her hands.)
BRITNI: Too easy. All I had to do was tell him that my now EX-boyfriend forgot to pick me up and that when I returned the car I'd go out on the town with him... what a FOOL! HA!
SHANE ROCKWELL: Come on Steve... you're coming with us!
(Rockwell grabs the keys and they head off to the rental car with Steve, carrying the handheld camcorder, in tow.)
SHANE ROCKWELL: What do you mean he forgot to send a car for us? JESUS CHRIST!! We just got back from Japan again for this event!! How in the hell did he forget? (Pause) What? We can't rent a damn car 'cause I packed my credit card in my suitcase which just so happens to be LOST! (Pause) So? (Pause) So what are we supposed to do? (Pause) YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!! We're not waiting that long! (Pause) What? (Pause) Okay. Good. We'll be waiting. (Rockwell hangs up and puts his cell phone into his leather jacket.) They said that they'd call Alamo for us and get us a rental car.
ROCKY WELLINGTON: What in the bloody hell promotion are we working for again?
SHANE ROCKWELL: Great Lakes Championship Wrestling, Rocky. Remember man, this is where we got our first start together.
ROCKY WELLINGTON: Right-o chap, but still, how in the hell did they forget about us?
SHANE ROCKWELL: I know we're a hot commodity in Japan Rocky, but we've still yet to truly prove ourselves to the US promotions. We've got to stick around this time to try and get consistant bookings.
BRITNI: I just can't wait to stop taking those damn red-eye flights, they are rough on a girl like me, yah know?
(Rockwell's phone rings. He answers.)
SHANE ROCKWELL: Hello? (Pause) WHAT? (Pause) WHAT? (Pause) ARE YOU SAYING WE'RE NOT EVEN BOOKED!!?! WHAT KIND OF BULL-- TO HELL WITH YOU GUYS!! We'll find our OWN way there!
(Rockwell slams his phone closed and motions to Wellington and Britni and they huddle up. Britni rolls up her shorts a bit and walks into the airport. Just minutes later she has keys in her hands.)
BRITNI: Too easy. All I had to do was tell him that my now EX-boyfriend forgot to pick me up and that when I returned the car I'd go out on the town with him... what a FOOL! HA!
SHANE ROCKWELL: Come on Steve... you're coming with us!
(Rockwell grabs the keys and they head off to the rental car with Steve, carrying the handheld camcorder, in tow.)