The One in which Varga committs the Cardinal Sin of NFW

[Evil James]

Fade in to a scroll message...

COMING THIS SUMMER TO NFW...

"THE ULTIMATE HIGH SCHOOL JOCK" BIFF BUSEY!!!

Just then the screen fades in to a huge guy with blonde hair. The man looks like a cross of Biff Tannen from the "Back to the Future" film trilogy and actor Gary Busey. The man is wearing a Bayside High red letterman's jacket with a suit underneath. In his hand is the Bayside High AC Slater Heavyweight Championship belt that he won on the Bayside Wrestling Circuit in preparations for his jump to the major league promotion known as NFW this summer after he gets more formal training. He smiles for the camera. It's a cheesy smile and appears very fake.

Biff: Hello fans of of NFW. My name is Biff Busey and I'm the "Ultimate High School Jock." This summer, I will arriving in NFW after my professional wrestling training is completed. I also thought I'd let all of you fans know that I went undefeated wrestling for California University. But enough about me. I think it's time somebody told the roster how it is.

Do all of you realize that you are arguing over beating up idiots that get beat up every week on your programs? Seriously, all you guys do is argue and for what? To get beat by the upper-tier talents like myself around here who are far superior to you.

But when I show up this summer, the measuring stick around here is going to change. Why, you ask? It's simple. I have more talent than all of you. I have cooler friends than all of you. My Stiff Biff pleases the ladies more than you ever could. Hell, I'm simply better than all of you in every way, shape, and form.

Speaking of my friends, they might show up. See I come from a long lineage of famous people. I'm related to the actor Gary Busey and to the famous outlaw "Mad Dog" Buford Tannen. My friends include Bayside High alumnis AC Slater, Zach Morris, and Screech Powers. Yeah, I know some come people.

Enough about my greatness. I'm going to do my talking in the ring. This summer NFW, you will all feel the Biffness of my Buffness!

So all of you NFW wrestlers had better make like a tree and get outta here...while you still have the chance.

The scene fades out to the follow advertisement.

THIS SUMMER, NFW AND THE WORLD WILL BE TREATED TO THE FINEST TALENT IN WRESTLING. THIS SUMMER, NFW WILL EXPERIENCE...

BIFF BUSEY!

 

[jediPREZ]

James Varga, I am hereby giving you a warning.

If you ever sink to the creative low of using a WWE picbase to describe your own character ever again, I will banish you from RPing for like ever.

Seriously, this isn't about copyrighted material either...

...that's just like puking on my soul, slapping it with your cock and making me watch as you rape an innocent baby otter.

BOO ON YOU!

You should know better! Bow to my avatar!

(also, this was more suited to NFW Films...so I moved it. )

 

[LQJT86C]

Seriously, and I'm not even joking here, Biff Busey has got to be one of the greatest characters I have ever seen in my life. Gary Busey's son who is friends with the teens from Saved By the Bell. Katz, if this guy doesn't get over and SOON, I'm freakin' resigning. Biff, if NFW doesn't do something with you, I will create a league just so I can put the strap on you. And if you ever decide you don't want to RP Biff Busey anymore, I'll seriously write you out a money order and buy him from you. Can we make him Terence's tag partner? G*ddamn it, I'm marking out!!!!!

 

[jediPREZ]

Seriously, and I'm not even joking here, Biff Busey has got to be one of the greatest characters I have ever seen in my life. Gary Busey's son who is friends with the teens from Saved By the Bell. Katz, if this guy doesn't get over and SOON, I'm freakin' resigning. Biff, if NFW doesn't do something with you, I will create a league just so I can put the strap on you. And if you ever decide you don't want to RP Biff Busey anymore, I'll seriously write you out a money order and buy him from you. Can we make him Terence's tag partner? G*ddamn it, I'm marking out!!!!!

I agree that the son of Gary Busey had to happen.

Just not with a Jack Swagger pic.

 

[LQJT86C]

I agree that the son of Gary Busey had to happen.

Just not with a Jack Swagger pic.

LMAO, oh I must have seen the post after you deleted the pic. He used Jack Swagger's pic? Awesome! Come to think of it, Jack does look like a little like Gary Busey. Maybe Jack Swagger is actually ripping off Varga?

 

[TSiegel]

I was kinda thinking Swagger lookin' like JAKE Busey myself...but still...

 

[Evil James]

Biff Busey sez "This summer, after my plastic surgery to get a different face, the only thing that will save you is when you are Saved By the Bell."

 

[Evil James]

I agree that the son of Gary Busey had to happen.

Just not with a Jack Swagger pic.

Just saw this and he will be getting plastic surgery. And here's the UPDATE from the news on that very subject...

dum...dum...dum...

Press Release:
NFW developmental wrestler Biff Busey was involved in a motorcycle accident. He has undergone plastic surgery to repair his damaged face. He should be able to get back into the ring again in mid-March. His friends from Bayside, California have been seeing him regularly since the accident and have declared that he is more of a bad ass than "AC Slater in a dance contest." Biff, who could not be reached for comment, did send out a written statement today that said only this: "The NFW will be destroyed by the Biffness of my Buffness. NFW wrestlers, make like a tree and get outta here while you still can."

Source: prowrestlingisfake.com