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The Sailor Man

DWoods

League Member
Joined
Jan 1, 2000
Messages
211
Points
16
Location
Mexico
MEMBER INFORMATION:

Name: Devin
Email Address: originaldwoods@hotmail.com
AIM/Yahoo Messenger: twesean
Preferred Method of Handling: Doesn’t matter.
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WRESTLER INFORMATION:

Name: The Sailor Man
Nicknames: That Damned Drunken Sailor, Sworn Enemy/Lover of Joe the Plumber

Height: 6’2”
Weight: 248 lbs.
Handedness: Ambidextrous.
Looks: Short brown hair, a scruffy beard, nice eyes, and an anchor tattooed on each forearm.

Hailing From: The Seas!

Disposition: Diabolical tweener.
Gimmick: He’s a sailor that was lost at sea and supposedly driven mad by drunkenly staring up at the sun for three straight days.

Ring Attire: He wears what looks like a child’s sailor outfit tailored to fit a grown man.
Theme Music: “What Do Ya Do With A Drunken Sailor?” (You know that old folk song?)
Ring Entrance: He glides down from the rafters, HBK-style, in a wooden rowboat, paddling with a ore he may or may not (strong emphasis on the ‘may’, less on the ‘not’) incorporate into his matches.

Tactics/Style: Drunken sailor boxing. Sloppy brawling.

Strengths:

- KO power in both hands, reportedly.
- Incredibly agile for his size.
- Deceptively strong.

Weaknessess:

- Reckless. (He wrestles drunk, so it’s to be expected!)
- Arthritis. (He’s got arthritis in every joint in his body. Simply moving is painful. Grabbing and lifting another human being? Absolutely excruciating!)
- Mentally unstable. (He’s a loose cannon!)

MATCHWRITING GUIDE:

Favourite Punches: – Punches to the head – Punches to the stomach – Punches to the groin – Punches to the kneecap – Punches to the shin bone – Punches to the big toe

Favourite Moves: – Vertical Suplex – Backbreaker – Scoop Slam

The Sailor’s Finishers:

- The Sailor’s Cast: TSM leaps onto his opponent’s shoulders as if attempting a victory roll, and uses his superhuman core strength to snap them over onto their back. At times he will actually throw an opponent several feet, but this depends on how much stomach pain he’s suffering with. Ulcers are a *****!

- The Sailor’s Wind-Up: TSM winds back and unleashes an epic, out-of-this-world, knock-you-on-the-seat-of-your-pants punch to the crown of his opponent’s head.

- The Sailor Driver: A poorly executed Double-Arm DDT.


CHARACTER BIOGRAPHY:

Not much is known about the Sailor Man. What is known is that he’s a legend of Fishing Boat Brawls – a short-lived underground VHS series in which toothless fishermen and sea-crazed sailors fought in bare-fisted boxing matches – and that he has a long, storied rivalry/sexual attraction(?) to current NFW TV Champion, Joe the Plumber.

He likes to scrap. Let ‘em scrap.

OPTIONAL DICE-ROLL STRATEGY INFORMATION

Divide 120 Points between:

POWER:
AGILITY: (Leaping, Air-Strike/Defense)
STAMINA:
SCIENTIFIC: (Technical/Amateur/Martial Arts Background)
SPEED: (Quickness in/out of the ring, moving around)
BRAWLING:

(Hint: Numbers ending in 0 and 5 minimizes your potential attack/defense values, try 1's and 6's)

Provide a 20-set movelist as follows:

1-5: Basic Holds/Strikes/Takedowns
6-15: Wear Down/Mid-Late Match Holds
16-18: Signature/Special Holds
19: Set-up
20: Finisher
 

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