This is how you cut a promo...a REAL LIFE promo!

[AngerManagement]

I live in Seattle.

Seattle has its very own "costumed superhero"/"masked vigilante" named Phoenix Jones. (During the recent May Day riots, Phoenix Jones actually tried to defend the federal building against a mob of anarchist agitators...****'s real, yo!)

Well, what is a superhero without a super villain? Seattle now has...REX VELVET!

See what HE has to say:

Of course, since he didn't mention the Ultratitle...he probably won't make the 2nd round...but still...not bad work!

 

[LQJT86C]

LOL nice.

And he absolutely will make the second round. Duh.

 

[Aaron]

This is why I'm glad I'm moving to New York. Seattle is too small for this kind of shenanigans.

 

[Ford]

I want to join EITHER side.