Scene opens with Mike Evers with his championship belt on his shoulder, standing outside of his house. The sun is out, the day is beautiful and "Da Bomb" has something to say.
Mike Evers: Adam Benjamin... Do you know what I think about before I fall asleep at night? Do you know what's on my mind first thing when I wake up, before I drink my milk for breakfast and eat my buttered bread? I'll bet you think I'm thinking about you. That's true, I would say, but not in the sense that I'm sure you believe. I do not fear you. You are a great TV Champion, but I do not fear you, Adam Benjamin. I look forward to wrestling a man who brings the English style of wrestling into the ring. But most of all, Adam, I am thinking about what it will be like to represent Empire Pro Wrestling as its second Television Champion. I look forward to bringing a sense of honor and dignity to the championship... And I look forward to carrying it on my shoulder. As you can see I've already started practicing.
Mike smiles.
Mike Evers: I've also been thinking about what kind of Television Champion I'm going to be in the sense that... I am going to defend that title will all my heart. I am going to give my all in each title defense, which will hopefully be many. I am going to take on all challengers from all corners of the lockerroom and I am going to be a champion who holds his head up high and carries the belt... Mike holds his belt up.... with pride! I'm not going to come up with some silly deal like have your non-wrestling manager fight me so a wrestler can get a shot. That's a load of poop.
The door to Mike's house opens. The camera pans slightly to reveal... Wisconsin Bill. He is still bruised and battered, battered and bruised from his recent epic classic contest with "Yours Truly."
Wisconsin Bill: Whaddya got there?
Mike Evers: Oh, uh, hi, Wisconsin Bill.
Wisconsin Bill approaches Evers.
Wisconsin Bill: Pretending to be TV Champ, are we?
Mike sweats slightly out of nervousness.
Mike Evers: Well, uh, not exactly...
Wisconsin Bill: Would you give me that?!
Wisconsin Bill grabs the belt.
Wisconsin Bill: It's a replica... of the World Championship!
Mike Evers: Uh, yeah.
Wisconsin Bill: Mike, Mike, Mike... If you're gonna spend $200 on a replica belt, why not get the TV Title? It'd make for a better prop!
Mike Evers: For one, why spend money on it when I'm about to win the real thing. Two, it's $300... this thing is as close to real as you can get without spending my whole paycheck. And three, they haven't released the TV Title yet for purchase!
Wisconsin Bill: Oh, I see.
Mike Evers: Besides, I admire the champion.
Wisconsin Bill: Uh huh. This admiration er whatever is a little creepy to me. Wait a sec.
Wisconsin Bill takes a look at the nameplate.
Wisconsin Bill: It says "Lindsay Troy!"
Mike Evers: Yeah... So?
Wisconsin Bill: These come with custom plates!
Mike Evers: That costs extra!
Wisconsin Bill: I have a friend who works at the EPW shop and no they don't!
Mike Evers: Well, maybe... um... Maybe I should get my refund then!
Wisconsin Bill: Hmm.
Mike Evers: Can we please stop bickering and questioning my personal investments?
Wisconsin Bill: I guess.
Mike Evers: Adam Benjamin, you recently went on record... Now this makes you sound like a total donkey, but you went out and publicly stated that I don't deserve to be at Unleashed. What bologna. I believe your exact words were "a kid who truly does not even warrant a match on PPV, let alone a shot at the TV Title."
Wisconsin Bill: He did say "in my opinion," I believe.
Mike Evers: That hurts. And you know what, Adam? It's not that you said that I don't deserve a match or a shot that hurts... But did you have to say "truly?" I mean, obviously you were just trying to make a statement... You didn't really mean it. You could've left out "truly" and it probably would've had the same affect. I've been trying to live this down, honestly, but days and I just felt like having this forum to speak about it was the best thing to do. I just felt like getting that off my chest, because it's been eating me alive.
Wisconsin Bill: Like a cannibal.
Mike Evers: Uh huh. And then you go on say stuff like I'm going to take tradition away, that I don't know anything and I live in a fantasy world. Well, that's just gravy! Adam, I can't wait to face you in the ring and take you to school, the American way! Adam, all these words you say about me... They're all a bunch of idle threats and are meaningless, because you and I both know that I am one of the hottest young stars here in the EPW and you wanna know something?
Wisconsin Bill: I do!
Mike Evers: All this stuff about a bet... Everything you've said and done recently has brought some things into doubt, Adam Benjamin. You say you're a man of integrity... I want to think you're a man of integrity... A man of class... A man who does things for the greater good... But I have to admit... I'm beginning to doubt it. Maybe you should look at yourself in the mirror, like I do, and reflect upon yourself. You really need to shape up, champ.
Wisconsin Bill: Shape up or ship out!
Mike Evers: I think... all your pretending about being scared... Well, that was all some good acting, like silver screen worthy... But the best acting comes from reality. It comes from the truth! And now it's time for you, Mr. Benjamin, to go back to reality and realize that you are scared of me and my in-ring prowess.
Wisconsin Bill: D*mn skippy!
Mike Evers: My mom always told me that I was a very nice boy with very nice capabilities and I know I have it in me so that when I get to the arena in Chicago that I will not choke and I will triumph! Moms are usually the toughest critics, after all.
Wisconsin Bill: I met your mom and she like said nothin' good about 'cha! Well, we only talked for like a minute or so.
Mike Evers: So when all the dust settles and the smoke has cleared... Adam Benjamin... At Unleashed... The EPW Television Championship is going to be mine... truly.
Wisconsin Bill takes off his cowboy hat and puts it over his heart.
Mike Evers: Thank you, my friends, and good night!
Mike Evers smiles and bows and the scene fades to black.