WFW Paradise Lost: Sean Edmunds vs. Iron Lion

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BRANDON JACOBS: Welcome back everyone, it is time for our first live match of the evening. WFW President Sean Edmunds will be facing off with the biggest man in all of WFW, Iron Lion.

JONATHAN MARX: Iron Lion is coming off that epic match with Jared Wells. If it wasn’t for the trickery and deceit of LOVE at the beginning of the match which caused Iron Lion to injure his knee, we could have had a new BAD World Heavyweight Champion. No doubt Iron Lion will take out some aggression for how Edmunds has let LOVE when rough shot over the league and get in a few shots for Copycat who was put in that Paradise Lost match.

VIC WATERS: Iron Lion has had a hell of a career so far doing as well as he did in the battle royal and even getting a pinfall victory over Anarky, He is well on his way to becoming one of the biggest stars in all of wrestling. The question is can he beat the more experienced Edmunds who is a former WFW World Heavyweight Champion who no doubt has a few tricks up his sleeve. Iron Lion size may make any opponent an underdog, but I smell an upset by Edmunds.

JONATHAN MARX: If Iron Lion is going to beat Edmunds by pinfall, he will have some very big shoes to fill because the only other man to do that is former President Alex Wylde and former World Heavyweight Champion and Edmunds was so sore at him after that, as soon as Wylde lost the presidency, he fired him.

BRANDON JACOBS: While President Edmunds holds a grudge, I am sure that won’t stop Iron Lion from doing whatever he needs to do in order to win. It is his own way of fighting for what is right in wrestling.

VIC WATERS: Iron Lion’s character reminds me a lot of my own, except without the drinking.

JONATHAN MARX: And that part about him being a man of moral fiber…

VIC WATERS: Plus I am little bit shorter than he is…

BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, Lets send this one down to ringside and get this one underway.

(CUEUP: “Is This The End” by Creed)

RING ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS FOR THE BAD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! Introducing first, from Anchorage, Alaska, a man focused on bringing honor, pride, and strength back to professional wrestling, IRON LION!

::Iron Lion walks down to the roar of the crowd and enters the ring::

CUEUP: "Brain Stew" by Green Day)

RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, currently residing in his fall residence in the Catskills, a three time WWL World Champion and current President of the WFW….. 'Simply Sensational' Sean Edmunds!

:: Edmunds comes down to the ring accompanied by Sherri and enters the ring to the loud boos from the crowd::

*bell rings*

BRANDON JACOBS: Edmunds walks right up to Iron Lion and they are face to face…. EDMUNDS LOW BLOWS IRON LION! That is an automatic disqualification!

JONATHAN MARX: THERE IS NO CALL FOR THAT! Edmunds is trying to get himself disqualified on purpose!

BRANDON JACOBS: Iron Lion is bent over in pain and Edmunds is laughing walking towards the ropes to leave… WAIT A SECOND! Iron Lion stands upright and he is telling the ref not to call for the DQ… HE WAS PLAYING POSSUM!

JONATHAN MARX: He must be using one of those titanium cups.

BRANDON JACOBS: IRON LION PUTS HIS MASSIVE HAND ON EDMUNDS’ SHOULDER…. EDMUNDS TURNS AROUND AND IRON LION LOCKS ON A CHOKE ON EDMUNDS!

JONATHAN MARX: Make him pay Iron Lion!

BRANDON JACOBS: IRON LION PICKS HIM UP IN THE AIR AND CHOKESLAMS EDMUNDS DOWN TO THE MAT! Iron Lion goes for the cover!

JONATHAN MARX: He may have him here.

VIC WATERS: Look, Sherri jumped onto the apron…

BRANDON JACOBS: Sherri is jumping up and down and the ref is coming over to tell her to get off the ring apron…. SHERRI GRABS THE REFEREE AND PLANTS A BIG KISS ON HIM AS IRON LION IS SCREAMING FOR HIM TO TURN AROUND!

VIC WATERS: Damn, I sure wish I was that referee.

BRANDON JACOBS: Iron Lion is getting up…. AND HE PULLS THE REFEREE AWAY FROM SHERRI AND THE REFEREE IS YELLING AT IRON LION!

JONATHAN MARX: Edmunds and Sherri are turning this thing into a circus.

VIC WATERS: Wait a second, LOOK AT EDMUNDS!

BRANDON JACOBS: EDMUNDS CLIPS HIM IN THE KNEE WHICH WELLS WORKED OVER IN HIS LAST MATCH! Iron Lion is grabbing his knee in pain!

JONATHAN MARX: Clipping a guy in the back of the knee when the guy is the size of Iron Lion can end his career.

VIC WATERS: Edmunds is trying every dirty trick in the book in order to either get out of this match or get a victory and you know, I like it.

JONATHAN MARX: You would condone all of Edmunds & Sherri’s actions so far.

BRANDON JACOBS: EDMUNDS IS DRAGGING IRON LION TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING….. EDMUNDS TRIES TO LOCK ON A FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK BUT IRON LION’S LEGS ARE TOO BIG!

JONATHAN MARX: Iron Lion’s legs are like tree trunks, it is hard to get a figure four around those things.

BRANDON JACOBS: Edmunds decides to grab the injured leg and he turns Iron Lion over in a half boston crab…

JONATHAN MARX: He is trying to separate the lower leg from the knee in order to make it hard for Iron Lion to stand.

BRANDON JACOBS: IRON LION IS HOLLERING IN PAIN AND THE REFEREE IS GOING DOWN TO CHECK TO SEE IF HE WANTS TO GIVE UP!

JONATHAN MARX: Iron Lion is too tough, he’ll never give up. He knows if he can tough this out and get the win over a big name like Edmunds, he’ll be in good shape to make a run at a title.

VIC WATERS: I don’t know, Edmunds is really doing a number on his leg. Even if he doesn’t give up, Edmunds still has him right where he wants him.

JONATHAN MARX: Iron Lion’s agility for his size reminds me a lot of Wink and Earl of Doom who in their day who in their day were two of the most agile men in this sport.

VIC WATERS: Earl of Doom won over one hundred titles in his career. Now the only reason people know about him is he is mentioned in Randalls promos.

JONATHAN MARX: If Iron Lion does a tenth as well as Earl of Doom, he is going to be a legend and with his ability, I highly think it is possible.

BRANDON JACOBS: EDMUNDS LETS GO OF THE HALF BOSTON CRAB AND REPEATEDLY RAMS IRON LION’S KNEE CAP INTO THE MAT! Iron Lion is clutching his knee and the way he looks, he may not be able to continue.

JONATHAN MARX: This is all LOVE’s fault, they are responsible for his knee being this bad.

BRANDON JACOBS: That is why LOVE needs to be stopped. Iron Lion wouldn’t be having troubles with his knee if Edmunds kept them under control.

JONATHAN MARX: We can only hope that this group of Maelstrom, Dan Ryan, Christian Sands, and Lindsay Troy step up and prevent them from committing all of their thuggary.

BRANDON JACOBS: Edmunds bounces off the ropes…. LEGDROP RIGHT ON THE HEAD OF IRON LION! Edmunds is dragging Iron Lion over to the corner….

JONATHAN MARX: It seems like Edmunds is setting the dazed Iron Lion for his big elbow right here.

BRANDON JACOBS: EDMUNDS IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE…. HE PERCHES UP ON THE TOP…. HE FLIES OFF AND HE DROPS THE ELBOW DROP RIGHT ON THE CHEST OF IRON LION!

VIC WATERS: Edmunds crashed down right on his sternum! That is going to knock the wind right out of him.

BRANDON JACOBS: EDMUNDS JUMPS ON TOP OF IRON LION AND HOOKS THE LEG! The ref goes down for the cover! 1--------------------------------------------------------2--------------------------------- IRON LION GETS HIS SHOULDER UP IN THE NICK OF TIME!

VIC WATERS: He almost had him.

BRANDON JACOBS: Edmunds is complaining to the ref about a slow count.

JONATHAN MARX: That didn’t seem slow to me.

VIC WATERS: You are just biased towards Iron Lion.

BRANDON JACOBS: Edmunds picks Iron Lion up by the hair off the mat and Iron Lion is having trouble putting weight on that leg…. EDMUNDS JUMPS UP AND HITS IRON LION SQUARE IN THE CHEST WITH A DROPKICK! Iron Lion wobbles back and forth but he reaches back to grab the rope to brace himself from going down.

JONATHAN MARX: That just shows the strength in the legs of Iron Lion, he is able to support his girth with only one good leg right now. That is why he is so dangerous.

BRANDON JACOBS: EDMUNDS IS UPSET! Edmunds bounces off the ropes…. EDMUNDS HITS IRON LION WITH ANOTHER DROPKICK AND HE IS WOBBLING BACK AND FORTH!

VIC WATERS: I think Iron Lion is finally going to fall!

BRANDON JACOBS: Edmunds looks like he is getting frustrated…. EDMUNDS JUMPS UP AND HE GOES FOR THE HURACANRANA!

VIC WATERS: OH NO!

BRANDON JACOBS: IRON LION CATCHES EDMUNDS IN THE HURACANRANA AND HE LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR…. IRON LION TAKES HIM DOWN WITH THE PRIDE HAMMER (RUNNING POWERBOMB)!

JONATHAN MARX: Did you hear the sound that Edmunds back made when he crashed down onto that mat? All Iron Lion has to do is cover Edmunds and make the pinfall and he has it.

BRANDON JACOBS: Iron Lion rolls away from Edmunds and is clutching his knee, that running powerbomb may have been too much for him. SHERRI IS POUNDING ON THE MAT IN AN ATTEMPT TO BRING EDMUNDS TO!

JONATHAN MARX: Edmunds eyes look glazed over.

BRANDON JACOBS: The referee goes down to check to see if Edmunds is okay…. THE REF IS PUTTING A COUNT ON BOTH MEN! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! Iron Lion is trying to use the ropes to get himself back on to his feet. Edmunds is starting to stir… SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! Iron Lion clutches onto the the ropes and gets back up to his feet to breaks the ten count!

VIC WATERS: Getting back up to your feet and being able to move is another thing…

BRANDON JACOBS: Edmunds is getting back up and he is clutching his back…. WAIT A SECOND, SHERRI IS GRABBING THE LEG OF IRON LION TO KEEP HIM FROM GETTING AT EDMUNDS!

JONATHAN MARX: Damn it, the referee can’t even see Sherri because the massive Iron Lion is blocking his view.

BRANDON JACOBS: EDMUNDS CHARGES IRON LION WITH A CLOTHESLINE FOR A CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE…. IRON LION GETS HIS GOOD LEG UP AND HITS EDMUNDS WITH A YAKUZA KICK RIGHT IN THE FACE!

JONATHAN MARX: Sherri doesn’t realize it, but by grabbing Iron Lion’s bad leg, she was actually supporting his weight and Iron Lion may not have been able to do that on his own.

VIC WATERS: Damn that Sherri!

BRANDON JACOBS: IRON LION BREAKS FREE FROM SHERRI AND SHERRI FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND! Iron Lion goes down for the pinfall!

VIC WATERS: Kick out Edmunds! KICK OUT!

JONATHAN MARX: Edmunds looks like he is out of it.

BRANDON JACOBS: THE REFEREE GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT! 1--------------------------------------2------------------------------------------3!

RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of the match…. IRON LION!

JONATHAN MARX: Iron Lion did it. He fought through all of Edmunds and Sherri’s dirty tricks and he finally prevailed. It looks like he did learn something from his encounter with Wells and he is stronger for it.

VIC WATERS: Edmunds has one of the best game plans I have ever seen for Iron Lion and it still wasn’t enough to beat him. I guess the comparisons to the Winks and Earl of Dooms were warranted because he looked like a champion over coming the odds out there tonight.

BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, it is time for our three way between Felix Red, El Arco Iris, and Luster…. STAY TUNED!