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(CUT TO: Troy Windham, sitting in a director's chair, rocking Oakley Shades and a white tank top.)
TROY: I know it's been a little while since The Boy Troy graced the airwaves of U-62... but it's been a long road for me. After my last match, that grueling affair with my arch-rival Eli Flair, I had to go under the knife. (Troy starts rotating his head around, grimmacing in pain.) I don't want to get into the specifics of what the doc's said... but it doesn't take a brain surgeon to see I'm hurt. Hell, even Keanu Reeves, who left me with a two hundred dollar bar tab the other night, could see that my neck's in bad shape.
So I followed the doctor's orders and took up a little r'n'r... hittin' the beach, doin' some personal appearances to raise money for the Red Cross, takin' my mind off the world of professional wrestling and my neck injuries. And as you've probably read on one of the many Troy Windham slash Playboys, Inc. web pages out there, I've also been working on a new film, co-starring me with Colleen Haskell from the first Survivor. Just to give you a little plug, so you hear it right from the source, the film is called It's Snowing In April. It's a romance-comedy that is going to go out direct to video and hitting your video stores in a few months. And I'm not going to comment on the reports in People last month that have me linked with my good friend Colleen... but I will tell you this. The other day, when we were at my townhouse in Malibu, I told her... Little girl, the next morning, you may regret it. But the night before... you'll never forget it.
But while I'm working on other projects and while the doctors have said I'm not physically able to compete in a wrestling ring... you can sure as hell bet that Big Daddy T is going to be down there in New Orleans, and it's not just so I can go and party on Bourbon Street and eat some fine Cajun seafood with some really pretty ladies of the night. I'm going to be there for a reason. To settle this once and for all.
For years, I've had words with Hornet... with Mike Randalls... and with, of course, Eli F'n Flair. The ClaimStakers and The Playboys have had themselves a feud that is one of the greatest of all time. A feud that has seen us spill more blood than alcohol. A feud that has seen heads spiked off the top rope... midgets attacking grown men... heads being shaved... men falling off balconies... and, of course, me being thrown through a table, landing right on my head.
In New Orleans, Louisiana... the Saints aren't going to come marching in. However, Playboys Incorporated ARE. Troy Windham and Eddy Love, the two greatest wrestlers of their generation, are finally going to take down their arch-rivals once and for all. Both of us want Hornet and are more than capable of taking him out. Eddy is going to focus all of the powers of The Hurricane and unleash it on the girlish figure of Mike Randalls... which leaves me with my rival, Eli Flair.
Of course, however, The Playboys are coming in as the Underdogs. We aren't used to that, but we relish it. Because we have with us Lawrence Stanley. Stanley, I hope you're listening to my words right now. I've got no problems with you. But keep in mind, Stanley, you're going to be in a match with five men who are first-ballot hall of famers. You're going to be wrestling on the same side of the ring with Troy Windham and Eddy Love. You're tagging up with two men whose accomplishments in this sport are legendary. And you... while you're a good little wrestler, I'm not too sure you know who you're wrestling with. I know you hate Hornet. I know you've got a broken heart. And I know you want to belong with the elite, badly. But just know this, Lawrence Stanley... you're wrestling with The Playboys, two men who've had no history with you before. If you mess this up... if you mess up Troy and Eddy's quest to show the world that it is US who dictate the rules and not The Claimstakers... well, you're going to have to deal with us in the future.
This is OUR battle, Stanley. This is a battle that WE want to win. This is a battle that WE will win. But if for some reason we don't win... I know it won't be MY fault. And I know it won't be Eddy's. (FTB)
TROY: I know it's been a little while since The Boy Troy graced the airwaves of U-62... but it's been a long road for me. After my last match, that grueling affair with my arch-rival Eli Flair, I had to go under the knife. (Troy starts rotating his head around, grimmacing in pain.) I don't want to get into the specifics of what the doc's said... but it doesn't take a brain surgeon to see I'm hurt. Hell, even Keanu Reeves, who left me with a two hundred dollar bar tab the other night, could see that my neck's in bad shape.
So I followed the doctor's orders and took up a little r'n'r... hittin' the beach, doin' some personal appearances to raise money for the Red Cross, takin' my mind off the world of professional wrestling and my neck injuries. And as you've probably read on one of the many Troy Windham slash Playboys, Inc. web pages out there, I've also been working on a new film, co-starring me with Colleen Haskell from the first Survivor. Just to give you a little plug, so you hear it right from the source, the film is called It's Snowing In April. It's a romance-comedy that is going to go out direct to video and hitting your video stores in a few months. And I'm not going to comment on the reports in People last month that have me linked with my good friend Colleen... but I will tell you this. The other day, when we were at my townhouse in Malibu, I told her... Little girl, the next morning, you may regret it. But the night before... you'll never forget it.
But while I'm working on other projects and while the doctors have said I'm not physically able to compete in a wrestling ring... you can sure as hell bet that Big Daddy T is going to be down there in New Orleans, and it's not just so I can go and party on Bourbon Street and eat some fine Cajun seafood with some really pretty ladies of the night. I'm going to be there for a reason. To settle this once and for all.
For years, I've had words with Hornet... with Mike Randalls... and with, of course, Eli F'n Flair. The ClaimStakers and The Playboys have had themselves a feud that is one of the greatest of all time. A feud that has seen us spill more blood than alcohol. A feud that has seen heads spiked off the top rope... midgets attacking grown men... heads being shaved... men falling off balconies... and, of course, me being thrown through a table, landing right on my head.
In New Orleans, Louisiana... the Saints aren't going to come marching in. However, Playboys Incorporated ARE. Troy Windham and Eddy Love, the two greatest wrestlers of their generation, are finally going to take down their arch-rivals once and for all. Both of us want Hornet and are more than capable of taking him out. Eddy is going to focus all of the powers of The Hurricane and unleash it on the girlish figure of Mike Randalls... which leaves me with my rival, Eli Flair.
Of course, however, The Playboys are coming in as the Underdogs. We aren't used to that, but we relish it. Because we have with us Lawrence Stanley. Stanley, I hope you're listening to my words right now. I've got no problems with you. But keep in mind, Stanley, you're going to be in a match with five men who are first-ballot hall of famers. You're going to be wrestling on the same side of the ring with Troy Windham and Eddy Love. You're tagging up with two men whose accomplishments in this sport are legendary. And you... while you're a good little wrestler, I'm not too sure you know who you're wrestling with. I know you hate Hornet. I know you've got a broken heart. And I know you want to belong with the elite, badly. But just know this, Lawrence Stanley... you're wrestling with The Playboys, two men who've had no history with you before. If you mess this up... if you mess up Troy and Eddy's quest to show the world that it is US who dictate the rules and not The Claimstakers... well, you're going to have to deal with us in the future.
This is OUR battle, Stanley. This is a battle that WE want to win. This is a battle that WE will win. But if for some reason we don't win... I know it won't be MY fault. And I know it won't be Eddy's. (FTB)