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What semi-retirement has done to Joshua Curtis

Angel's Keeper

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The scene opens up at the Toronto Skydome with the roof open to let the sun in and the birds can be seen flying high in the sky with their wings to fly through the atmosphere.

Down below walking through the tunnel to the field we find the manager of Tina Davis ,one Joshua Curtis, walking with a purpose to the center of the field dressed in a grey suit jacket ,Arizona Blue Jeans and brown Timerberland boots. He looks up into the roof sky and takes one deep breath before speaking...

Joshua Curtis - You know its funny what happens when you work in one company for a while with a "Hardcore" attitude. Your mind gets so ****ed up that you can't help but thing you HAVE to be that to survive and when you realize that that isn't for you then you get pissed off and have to try and find yourself because the owners of the company are so up the ass of their top talent that God only knows if they have been giving rimjobs for the past few years to each other!

That was a problem I had in a prior company that will remain nameless because I don't want their coke-dealing lawyers coming and looking for me to sue me for libel ok? The problem the fed had was they hired a gay man and his boyfriend and they knew that is what they had but they couldn't work anything for that person because they didn't have the stones to do it!

Now I made an error and I got a wrestler signed to two companies but both are exceptional companies and God knows I hope that this particular wrestler whom isn't all hardcore and that kind of bull **** can work well in both companies and her name is Tina Davis a former champion in a prior federation that had a hell of an owner and its a shame the company went under cos she would have made a hell of a champion!

Now Tina couldn't be here today but let me assure you EPW and hell even the EPW fans know that Tina is going to be at WrestleSTOCK and when she gets in the ring she'll by god show you why she is everything and then some because she wants what best for the fans and to those that say that she isn't qualified why don't you go tell that to Lindsay Troy whom is the World Champion at the moment and if the company let's her keep the title then it'll be well worth it!

Now one more thing I need to touch on today is this "Stalker" that is going to wrestle on the first day of the PPV.

Son let me tell you something right now ok? Your gimmick went stale when DDP did it years ago for a feud with the Undertaker and now you want to **** up a good promotion with this **** again? Son I hope to GOD that Kin Hiroshi gets the match against you at WrestleSTOCK and he smacks you around like the ***** that you are because if you make it past him then pal come jump on me and I PROMISE you that we'll go at it and if I have to we'll do it in a parking lot because you will NOT take this company and run it into the ground with your **** ok? I'll let Kin do the job right now but you get past him bring it daddy because I've not lost a step in this business cos I wrestle around the world and manage the best and you can as Tina Davis ,The Great Arisugawa ,Ami Mizuno and a ****load of others what happens when I'm behind them and soon any EPW wrestler that wants my services will have them and P.S. Stalker I'm waiting for your ass!!!!

See you soon!
 

Stalker

I stalk, because I care
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(Scene opens with Jason Reeves standing in front of a Wrestlestock backdrop. Otherwise known to EPW as Stalker, he's staring at the camera with a confused look on his face.)

Stalker: Who the **** are you? Where and how did you get my name in your mouth? Granted I haven't even had my first match in Empire Pro but let me tell you something bro. If you got something for me like you girl Tina Davis then all you gotta do is let the Empire Pro Management know that you want your girl to take part in my open challenge match.

Stalker: Hell that's if your girl has the balls..... I got things to do and people to worry about. You two definitely aren't either of them. Welcome to Stalker's World! EPW is in for a huge wake up call.

(Fade.)
 

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