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Well, it's always interesting to se how my guesses turn out compared to what the WWF bookers have planned...
With that in mind... feel free to comment on why you think I'm on the money or completely nuts.
(If it's a completely nuts comment... Gemini wrote it. )
Edge vs Booker T... talk about your last minute match up. I say Booker T on this one because the WWF brass are kind of pleased with Bookers work effort and they'd kind of like to set up a feud where Edge may actually get over. (Because as near as I can tell he sure as hell isn't over now.)
Kane vs Kurt Angle... Kane all the way here. He's got zero heat coming into this matchup, which means Angles toast. Yeah, that's not how we do it. Yeah it doesn't make any sense, but what do we know? (Stupid freakin' McMahons.)
Lita vs Jazz vs Trish... Trish, the hometown girl gets this one by hook or by crook. Gotta send those marks home happy. (On that note, maybe Edge will win... but he shouldn't.) As for Jazz... maybe she can hook up with Rhino and go off and have little manbeasts. Jazz. shudder.
Chuck and Billy, the Accolytes, the Hardyz and the Dudley Boyz. Chuck and Billy keep the belts because Vince McMahon likes to make us watch things we hate. (Don't believe me? What was that whole XFL thing?)
Ric Flair vs The UnderTaker... Calloway all the way. The Dead Man has never lost a match at wrestlemania ever and I don't expect him to start now. Should be a decent but not great matchup.
William Regal vs Rob Van Damm... I have a strong feeling this could be the match of the card. Don't ask me why. RVD should take this in what should be a great match but might absolutely suck.
SCSA vs Scott Hall... SCSA is going to beat the living %^$& out of Hall. That said he may go for a pin at some point and win the match. I strongly suspect this may go to a double countout or DQ or something ridiculous, but I think the Rattlesnake will probobly win this somehow.
HHH vs Jericho... I think the WWF is gonna keep on pushing Jericho... so the kid from Winnipeg gets the duke. They haven't shown any inclination to take that belt off of Jericho up til now, but who knows. I'm picking Jericho, because up it's actually a smart choice.
Rock vs Hogan... Hogan has two years left and he plans to retire. Plus, McMahon has been DYING for the chance to watch Hogan swallow his pride. Rocky by a mile. This may actually be an unbelieveable asskicking but I don't think anybody involved in the match is quite that dumb.
Random Thoughts...
Taker vs Flair. Why?
When in the hell is the WWF going to start pushing Al Snow?
Isn't Regal gonna have to come up big just to keep up with RVD?
Are there gonna be any mystery guests? (Please, please, please be Scott Steiner!)
Does this wrestlemania have the chance to be the most sucktacular ever?
Don't you wish you could watch Genesis instead?
Erik, you want to get on that?
Nuff said... I have writing to do.
Scotty/Gemini
With that in mind... feel free to comment on why you think I'm on the money or completely nuts.
(If it's a completely nuts comment... Gemini wrote it. )
Edge vs Booker T... talk about your last minute match up. I say Booker T on this one because the WWF brass are kind of pleased with Bookers work effort and they'd kind of like to set up a feud where Edge may actually get over. (Because as near as I can tell he sure as hell isn't over now.)
Kane vs Kurt Angle... Kane all the way here. He's got zero heat coming into this matchup, which means Angles toast. Yeah, that's not how we do it. Yeah it doesn't make any sense, but what do we know? (Stupid freakin' McMahons.)
Lita vs Jazz vs Trish... Trish, the hometown girl gets this one by hook or by crook. Gotta send those marks home happy. (On that note, maybe Edge will win... but he shouldn't.) As for Jazz... maybe she can hook up with Rhino and go off and have little manbeasts. Jazz. shudder.
Chuck and Billy, the Accolytes, the Hardyz and the Dudley Boyz. Chuck and Billy keep the belts because Vince McMahon likes to make us watch things we hate. (Don't believe me? What was that whole XFL thing?)
Ric Flair vs The UnderTaker... Calloway all the way. The Dead Man has never lost a match at wrestlemania ever and I don't expect him to start now. Should be a decent but not great matchup.
William Regal vs Rob Van Damm... I have a strong feeling this could be the match of the card. Don't ask me why. RVD should take this in what should be a great match but might absolutely suck.
SCSA vs Scott Hall... SCSA is going to beat the living %^$& out of Hall. That said he may go for a pin at some point and win the match. I strongly suspect this may go to a double countout or DQ or something ridiculous, but I think the Rattlesnake will probobly win this somehow.
HHH vs Jericho... I think the WWF is gonna keep on pushing Jericho... so the kid from Winnipeg gets the duke. They haven't shown any inclination to take that belt off of Jericho up til now, but who knows. I'm picking Jericho, because up it's actually a smart choice.
Rock vs Hogan... Hogan has two years left and he plans to retire. Plus, McMahon has been DYING for the chance to watch Hogan swallow his pride. Rocky by a mile. This may actually be an unbelieveable asskicking but I don't think anybody involved in the match is quite that dumb.
Random Thoughts...
Taker vs Flair. Why?
When in the hell is the WWF going to start pushing Al Snow?
Isn't Regal gonna have to come up big just to keep up with RVD?
Are there gonna be any mystery guests? (Please, please, please be Scott Steiner!)
Does this wrestlemania have the chance to be the most sucktacular ever?
Don't you wish you could watch Genesis instead?
Erik, you want to get on that?
Nuff said... I have writing to do.
Scotty/Gemini