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[LQJT86C]

His name is "Hollywood" Blaine Hollywood and he's from Oxford; got it. Just slice something off your gut and you'll have enough bacon to last you weeks. I'm all about finding solutions to life's problems.

No, he's "Oxonian" Blaine Hollywood, and he's from...Oxford. Also, "Future Perfect." Or you could have just read the first line from his first RP that explains his gimmick in one sentence. Way to read those promos, Spooky!

I'm renaming your podcast segment, "Hooked on Telefonics w/Spooky Doom"

 

[Colin]

I think you'll find that people's surnames accurately sum up their gimmick. That is why Castor is always in turmoil. CASE CLOSED.

 

[SpookyDoom]

No, he's "Oxonian" Blaine Hollywood, and he's from...Oxford. Also, "Future Perfect." Or you could have just read the first line from his first RP that explains his gimmick in one sentence. Way to read those promos, Spooky!I'm renaming your podcast segment, "Hooked on Telefonics w/Spooky Doom"

His first line is Carlton Calvin... Banks doing the Hollywood loudmouth gimmick too. His first line is about his yacht called the Mother's Milk. And Oxford's in England... He's an American wannabe now? Oxford New York? Oxford Maine? There's no Oxford in California, I just checked. Find better recording material and I'll call back on the matter. You from Oxford Alabama or something?

EDIT: I double-checked and he is a British American-wannabe!

 

[LQJT86C]

His first line is Carlton Calvin... Banks doing the Hollywood loudmouth gimmick too. His first line is about his yacht called the Mother's Milk. And Oxford's in England... He's an American wannabe now? Oxford New York? Oxford Maine? There's no Oxford in California, I just checked. Find better recording material and I'll call back on the matter. You from Oxford Alabama or something?

EDIT: I double-checked and he is a British American-wannabe!

OXFORD EDUCATED! As in OXFORD UNIVERSITY! The most prestigious University in the world. The man is a Rhodes Scholar, damn it.

Also...BLAINE'S FIRST LINE, not the first line of...man, Spooky, really?

There is nothing "Hollywood loud mouth" or "Hollywood superstar" about either Carlton Calvin or Hollywood Blaine. You have Syndrome Down, Doom Spooky.

 

[Stalker]

Stalker = Stalking with care.

 

[SpookyDoom]

No, that first line was about his countenance. Then his radiance, then the Anti-climatic... After the description, the Carlton lead-in and everything else, you can accurately state that it was buried in there. Look, I have his promo in the other window. And he himself said he's from England, that's what my edit was about.You're just arguing for the sake of arguing, aren't you? I don't think I'll appear in any show you'll host if that's the attitude you'll take, sir. All I have to say is quit being wrong. Thank you.

 

[DBrunkGXW]

Billy, the sky is purple.

 

[LQJT86C]

What are you talking about? THE DUDE IS FROM CALIFORNIA! He's the son of NFW's announcer Lamont Hollywood. Blaine's first line in the RP: "My name is Blaine. Hollywood. I am the HEIR APPARENT of wrestling, born of royalty, BATHED IN SUCCESS, SHOWERED IN EDUCATION AND RICHES."

Gimmick: Oxford educated elitist son of Lamont Hollywood, who is a Lakers season ticket holder from California. He doesn't say he's FROM England, he says "Educated at Oxford University...that is, IN ENGLAND". I mean he pretty laid out the gimmick in the clearest terms possible for you, man. How are you not getting this? lol

YEAH YOU READ THE PROMOS ALRIGHT!

(The man's father sits next to Jack Nicholson at the games for christ's sake!)

Side note: Would you like to donate to the Free Blaine campaign?

 

[DBrunkGXW]

By the way, I'd give special consideration to anyone who could pull off a character, written in narrative, whose gimmick is that he is a wrestler who, on the side, is an e-fedder who only likes to write in script.

 

[LQJT86C]

Also, Spooky, I don't have to host the show to get you on. I'll have Mike Stanton pretend to be the host, then I'll pop on OUT OF NOWHERE when you call in. I will pretend to be Thomas Ford, and trick you into calling in. And then I will make you listen to an audio reading of Blaine's bio.

 

[SpookyDoom]

I see what the problem is: you're confusing Oxonian with Oxford graduate. Though overlap is of course possible, an Oxonian is someone from Oxford. That is what the word means. If he's not from Oxford, then he's not an Oxonian. I forgive your mistake.

 

[Stalker]

I am a Floridian that lives in Texas, can I be an Oxonian too?

 

[J The Ripper]

LOUD NOISES!

 

[JLevinson]

It wouldn't be ULTRATITLE if people weren't arguing about pedantic bullsh*t because there's no accounting for taste.

It's almost like everybody forgot about the last few times we did this.

 

[Colin]

I see what the problem is: you're confusing Oxonian with Oxford graduate. Though overlap is of course possible, an Oxonian is someone from Oxford. That is what the word means. If he's not from Oxford, then he's not an Oxonian. I forgive your mistake.

Then why is an Etonian someone who went to Eton and not someone who lives at Eton.

CASE CLOSED ONCE MORE

 

[Stalker]

Anyone up for a Supernatural marathon? I know I am.

 

[Colin]

I'm in the mood to take down our bourgeois oppressors. Not sure how that happened.

 

[Dr Curiosity]

By the way, I'd give special consideration to anyone who could pull off a character, written in narrative, whose gimmick is that he is a wrestler who, on the side, is an e-fedder who only likes to write in script.

Ask Sean (handler of Orphan) about 'Craig Goat'

 

[GreggG]

By the way, I'd give special consideration to anyone who could pull off a character, written in narrative, whose gimmick is that he is a wrestler who, on the side, is an e-fedder who only likes to write in script.

http://www.fwrestling.com/showthread.php?22814-ADAPTATION-Enter-Spike-Kaufman&p=89577#post89577

DONE!

 

[fugginVOSS]

I swear this conversation is like watching a dog f*ck a tennis ball. It's humorous to watch but we all know its not going anywhere.