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I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
Eve of Glory
::Marx is standing on the roof of the arena around midnight, hitting golf balls off the roof and into the parking lot in order soothe his nerves before Wrestleverse I begins, Jacobs is sitting in a lawn chair, watching Jay’s latest interview on his computer::
JONATHAN MARX: It is a beautiful night, isn’t it? It is almost like the heavens know what a special night WrestleVerse is going to be with the weather as wonderful as this. How are ticket sales going?
BRANDON JACOBS: The tickets sold out this morning.
JONATHAN MARX: Good, when this is all over, I am going to spend some time in Hawaii resting up. Call up Samantha Brown and do some island hoping.
BRANDON JACOBS: This has been a busy couple of months, the Empire PPV, the Ultratitle finals coming up, and even New Era has a PPV coming up in awhile.
JONATHAN MARX: Don’t forget my duties at a color man in WFW.
BRANDON JACOBS: You know, if you keep on going on like this, one of these days you are going to burn out.
JONATHAN MARX: One of these days, I am going to slow down, but I am still young enough to do everything I want so I am going to do it for as long as I can. That is what my father and godfather did. So, do you miss Holly not being around?
BRANDON JACOBS: As selfish as this is to say, I just wish they would vote her off already. The night before she left, I finally got up enough courage to ask her out and we had a wonderful walk down the pier together under the moonlight. She is the most beautiful woman I have ever met. I really think she could be the one Jonathan.
JONATHAN MARX: You have suffered enough in your lifetime, if anyone deserves some happiness, it is you.
BRANDON JACOBS: I keep on telling myself that. It is so difficult growing up Irish Catholic, my mom raised me to respect the laws of the church, I have so much guilt within me.
JONATHAN MARX: Why would you feel guilty? It was just a walk on the…. OH!
BRANDON JACOBS: We both had a little too much to drink and things were just so perfect. It was all like it was something out of a romance novel except I look nothing like Fabio.
JONATHAN MARX: Did you take the necessary precautions?
BRANDON JACOBS: The possibility hadn’t even entered my mind when I left.
JONATHAN MARX: What happened to that boyscout mentality you had when you were younger?
BRANDON JACOBS: If that is a setup for a Beau Michaels joke, I am not going to walk into it. I had thought that worse comes to worse that she would take care of it.
JONATHAN MARX: Now that you have your Survivor money, you have to watch these things or you could end up like Shawn Kemp fathering a small village.
BRANDON JACOBS: Don’t worry about that, if Holly gets pregnant, that would be my first.
JONATHAN MARX: Do you mean you never….
BRANDON JACOBS: I told you I am Irish Catholic. I don’t do things like that. I was saving myself for when I got married. It is sort of like what happened with you against Dodd. You could have brought out your bodyguard Domovoi as protection but you decided to go it alone.
JONATHAN MARX: Whenever I am around Domovoi though, he reports everything back to my godfather Wink and then ultimately to my dad. He was a gloried babysitter and boring to boot. Thankfully when the NFW East began, management loosened restrictions and let me bring you in otherwise I would have gone insane talking to that half wit sort of like our brother Jay here.
BRANDON JACOBS: So, what do you think your chances are of walking out of the match with the title?
JONATHAN MARX: As Jay winning the intercontinental title and you getting lucky with Holly show, miracles can happen.
BRANDON JACOBS: HEY!
JONATHAN MARX: I kid, although she is a ten and if you know what is good for you, he’d tie her down before she wises up. But as I was saying, despite all of my experience, despite all of the battles I have been in…. I know that Dodd and Jay are going to give me the fight of my life at WrestleVerse and I am going to have to be at my best to beat either one of them. Whatever issues Dodd has with Jay, Jay is one of the most talented wrestlers today and while Dodd may not like how Jay got to where he is today, he is making a big mistake by discounting all that he has accomplished.
BRANDON JACOBS: Both men seem like they are letting their anger and general dislike for each other take over instead of using their head.
JONATHAN MARX: When you underestimate your opponent or let your anger take over, you are setting yourself up to make the fall. As the match goes on, their battle is going to get even more heated and that is when I have to make my decision to finish one of them off.
BRANDON JACOBS: Oh dear, another interview with Dodd has just been posted. Dodd seems to take exception to the fact you called him Young Mister Dodd.
JONATHAN MARX: How do I put this, The best wrestlers in the world come this circuit with Empire Pro, World’s Finest Wrestling, NEW, NFW, CSWA in order to prove that they are the best of the best, That is why guys like Jay and Beast came over from A1E in order to get the recognition that they truly deserve. I am sure Dodd faced talented wrestlers wherever he came from, but this place has a rich history which dates back to when wrestling first debuted on the Prodigy Channel back in 1990. The wrestlers you see here are second and third generational such as myself and come from a tradition richer than any other in all of wrestling. I am by no means underestimating Dodd ability, but in the relative scheme of things, he is still inexperienced and I am glad that a wrestler such as himself came here to prove that he really is the Almighty Dodd because he has a world of ability and by no means am I underestimating him.
BRANDON JACOBS: Dodd is relatively new, he doesn’t know the history.
JONATHAN MARX: That is why as a teacher I have to inform young Mister Dodd about the long history that this circuit is based on so he fully appreciates whatever success he winds up having in Empire. It isn’t his fault though, so many younger people are ignorant of history. They don’t realize all of the people who have come and gone which have built this place.
BRANDON JACOBS: That is why you have to win and set a good example for guys like Dodd and Jay so they pass on our history to the new generation.
JONATHAN MARX: That is what the old school revolution is all about, combining the best parts of old and new in order to make wrestling better and stronger for tomorrow. History isn’t obsolete, it is the key to the future and we must look to it in order to succeed like our forefathers did and in Denver at WrestleVerse in our three way match for the Intercontinental, we are going to steal the show and show the world that old school wrestling is still alive and well and I am going to bring the title back home in order to restore the once shinning legacy it has and make the title that every wrestler dreams of holding. This is my destiny and I will be the leader the revolution.
FTB
::Marx is standing on the roof of the arena around midnight, hitting golf balls off the roof and into the parking lot in order soothe his nerves before Wrestleverse I begins, Jacobs is sitting in a lawn chair, watching Jay’s latest interview on his computer::
JONATHAN MARX: It is a beautiful night, isn’t it? It is almost like the heavens know what a special night WrestleVerse is going to be with the weather as wonderful as this. How are ticket sales going?
BRANDON JACOBS: The tickets sold out this morning.
JONATHAN MARX: Good, when this is all over, I am going to spend some time in Hawaii resting up. Call up Samantha Brown and do some island hoping.
BRANDON JACOBS: This has been a busy couple of months, the Empire PPV, the Ultratitle finals coming up, and even New Era has a PPV coming up in awhile.
JONATHAN MARX: Don’t forget my duties at a color man in WFW.
BRANDON JACOBS: You know, if you keep on going on like this, one of these days you are going to burn out.
JONATHAN MARX: One of these days, I am going to slow down, but I am still young enough to do everything I want so I am going to do it for as long as I can. That is what my father and godfather did. So, do you miss Holly not being around?
BRANDON JACOBS: As selfish as this is to say, I just wish they would vote her off already. The night before she left, I finally got up enough courage to ask her out and we had a wonderful walk down the pier together under the moonlight. She is the most beautiful woman I have ever met. I really think she could be the one Jonathan.
JONATHAN MARX: You have suffered enough in your lifetime, if anyone deserves some happiness, it is you.
BRANDON JACOBS: I keep on telling myself that. It is so difficult growing up Irish Catholic, my mom raised me to respect the laws of the church, I have so much guilt within me.
JONATHAN MARX: Why would you feel guilty? It was just a walk on the…. OH!
BRANDON JACOBS: We both had a little too much to drink and things were just so perfect. It was all like it was something out of a romance novel except I look nothing like Fabio.
JONATHAN MARX: Did you take the necessary precautions?
BRANDON JACOBS: The possibility hadn’t even entered my mind when I left.
JONATHAN MARX: What happened to that boyscout mentality you had when you were younger?
BRANDON JACOBS: If that is a setup for a Beau Michaels joke, I am not going to walk into it. I had thought that worse comes to worse that she would take care of it.
JONATHAN MARX: Now that you have your Survivor money, you have to watch these things or you could end up like Shawn Kemp fathering a small village.
BRANDON JACOBS: Don’t worry about that, if Holly gets pregnant, that would be my first.
JONATHAN MARX: Do you mean you never….
BRANDON JACOBS: I told you I am Irish Catholic. I don’t do things like that. I was saving myself for when I got married. It is sort of like what happened with you against Dodd. You could have brought out your bodyguard Domovoi as protection but you decided to go it alone.
JONATHAN MARX: Whenever I am around Domovoi though, he reports everything back to my godfather Wink and then ultimately to my dad. He was a gloried babysitter and boring to boot. Thankfully when the NFW East began, management loosened restrictions and let me bring you in otherwise I would have gone insane talking to that half wit sort of like our brother Jay here.
BRANDON JACOBS: So, what do you think your chances are of walking out of the match with the title?
JONATHAN MARX: As Jay winning the intercontinental title and you getting lucky with Holly show, miracles can happen.
BRANDON JACOBS: HEY!
JONATHAN MARX: I kid, although she is a ten and if you know what is good for you, he’d tie her down before she wises up. But as I was saying, despite all of my experience, despite all of the battles I have been in…. I know that Dodd and Jay are going to give me the fight of my life at WrestleVerse and I am going to have to be at my best to beat either one of them. Whatever issues Dodd has with Jay, Jay is one of the most talented wrestlers today and while Dodd may not like how Jay got to where he is today, he is making a big mistake by discounting all that he has accomplished.
BRANDON JACOBS: Both men seem like they are letting their anger and general dislike for each other take over instead of using their head.
JONATHAN MARX: When you underestimate your opponent or let your anger take over, you are setting yourself up to make the fall. As the match goes on, their battle is going to get even more heated and that is when I have to make my decision to finish one of them off.
BRANDON JACOBS: Oh dear, another interview with Dodd has just been posted. Dodd seems to take exception to the fact you called him Young Mister Dodd.
JONATHAN MARX: How do I put this, The best wrestlers in the world come this circuit with Empire Pro, World’s Finest Wrestling, NEW, NFW, CSWA in order to prove that they are the best of the best, That is why guys like Jay and Beast came over from A1E in order to get the recognition that they truly deserve. I am sure Dodd faced talented wrestlers wherever he came from, but this place has a rich history which dates back to when wrestling first debuted on the Prodigy Channel back in 1990. The wrestlers you see here are second and third generational such as myself and come from a tradition richer than any other in all of wrestling. I am by no means underestimating Dodd ability, but in the relative scheme of things, he is still inexperienced and I am glad that a wrestler such as himself came here to prove that he really is the Almighty Dodd because he has a world of ability and by no means am I underestimating him.
BRANDON JACOBS: Dodd is relatively new, he doesn’t know the history.
JONATHAN MARX: That is why as a teacher I have to inform young Mister Dodd about the long history that this circuit is based on so he fully appreciates whatever success he winds up having in Empire. It isn’t his fault though, so many younger people are ignorant of history. They don’t realize all of the people who have come and gone which have built this place.
BRANDON JACOBS: That is why you have to win and set a good example for guys like Dodd and Jay so they pass on our history to the new generation.
JONATHAN MARX: That is what the old school revolution is all about, combining the best parts of old and new in order to make wrestling better and stronger for tomorrow. History isn’t obsolete, it is the key to the future and we must look to it in order to succeed like our forefathers did and in Denver at WrestleVerse in our three way match for the Intercontinental, we are going to steal the show and show the world that old school wrestling is still alive and well and I am going to bring the title back home in order to restore the once shinning legacy it has and make the title that every wrestler dreams of holding. This is my destiny and I will be the leader the revolution.
FTB