New Ass Real Wrestling Thread!

[Justin]

How about that, The E didn't fuck it up for once.

 

[SenorJames]

Yes indeed. Good on them. Still should have been Daniel Bryan in the main event, but whatever, it worked out nicely.

 

[Evan H.]

 

[Ulfric]

hell yeah, just finished watching and am rewatching wrestlemania.

 

[Evan H.]

Well now we know, showing your dick on instagram = the brass ring.

 

[Evan H.]

Oh, also Rhonda fucking Rousey and Stephanie motherfuckin' McMahon @ Mania 32 or we riot.

 

[Justin]

Yes indeed. Good on them. Still should have been Daniel Bryan in the main event, but whatever, it worked out nicely.

That train has passed, man, the new bandwagon is SETH ROLLINS!

 

[Evan H.]

Daniel Bryan is going to make the IC title awesome, I just know it.

Also, ...

https://twitter.com/WWEAJLee/status/582368468785180672

 

[brusch]

That was so surprisingly good from top to bottom. Holy cow.

 

[BigPimpin]

Very impressive. Not really a dud in the house. Only thing that was close was HHH/Sting, and they recoup'd that with massive over the top booking and a show of respect at the end.

I'm hopeful for a Rock/Rousey vs. Hunter/Steph tag match @32, but there's no way Steph, her name aside, can carry a woman's match with a non-wrestler.

And holy cow AJ. Her abs have abs.

 

[Damien]

I'm British, I like to complain, so that's what I'm gonna do, but I'm not gonna complain about the show of shows itself, because I don't have a bad word to say about that. I wasn't looking forward to it as much as previous years, but there wasn't a bad match, wasn't a bad result, and the best possible ending happened.

What I will complain about is the Andre the Giant memorial Battle Royal.

Let's face it, last year it could have proved to be a launching pad for the winner, but with the very obvious demotion of Cesaro over the last 12 months I don't think anyone expected this years winner to get the sort of catapult we might have expected last years winner to receive.

That fact aside, why the shit does the Big Show need to go over in that match? Mizdow has gotten himself over in the biggest way possible with the stupidest gimmick imaginable. That's on him. He's worked hard in that role to turn something that was just filler into a highlight of the weekly TV shows. The match was used as a chance for Mizdow to finally stand up to Miz and dissolve their partnership, but any momentum Mizdow had eliminating Miz was suddenly shut down when Big Show eliminated him.

And why? So that a guy that's been around in WCW and WWE for 20+ years now can look strong going forwards?

I don't get it.

The Big Show is big. We get it. We've got it for the last 20 years. He doesn't need to easily eliminate all 3 members of The New Day in one fell swoop to prove that.

Seth Rollins getting the title is great and all, and I'm so totally stoked for WWE going forwards, but while WWE is still so intent on putting the old guard over the future stars like Ryback, Mizdow, Miz, Rowan, Cesaro etc. on such a regular basis there's this little voice in the back of my head that keeps telling me we're going to be getting more and more of the same for a little while longer.

Also how underwhelming was Hideo Itami? He had a chance to shine and he got shit on, once again, by Big Show.

 

[Harmony]

I'm British, I like to complain, so that's what I'm gonna do, but I'm not gonna complain about the show of shows itself, because I don't have a bad word to say about that. I wasn't looking forward to it as much as previous years, but there wasn't a bad match, wasn't a bad result, and the best possible ending happened.

What I will complain about is the Andre the Giant memorial Battle Royal.

Let's face it, last year it could have proved to be a launching pad for the winner, but with the very obvious demotion of Cesaro over the last 12 months I don't think anyone expected this years winner to get the sort of catapult we might have expected last years winner to receive.

That fact aside, why the shit does the Big Show need to go over in that match? Mizdow has gotten himself over in the biggest way possible with the stupidest gimmick imaginable. That's on him. He's worked hard in that role to turn something that was just filler into a highlight of the weekly TV shows. The match was used as a chance for Mizdow to finally stand up to Miz and dissolve their partnership, but any momentum Mizdow had eliminating Miz was suddenly shut down when Big Show eliminated him.

And why? So that a guy that's been around in WCW and WWE for 20+ years now can look strong going forwards?

I don't get it.

The Big Show is big. We get it. We've got it for the last 20 years. He doesn't need to easily eliminate all 3 members of The New Day in one fell swoop to prove that.

Seth Rollins getting the title is great and all, and I'm so totally stoked for WWE going forwards, but while WWE is still so intent on putting the old guard over the future stars like Ryback, Mizdow, Miz, Rowan, Cesaro etc. on such a regular basis there's this little voice in the back of my head that keeps telling me we're going to be getting more and more of the same for a little while longer.

Also how underwhelming was Hideo Itami? He had a chance to shine and he got shit on, once again, by Big Show.

A-fuckin'-men.

I was so angry when Big Show won.

Aside from that bullshit, WM actually surprised me.

And my panties are wet at the possibility of Steph vs. Rousey.

 

[BigPimpin]

You could have replaced the "Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal" plaque on the trophy with "Lifetime Achievement Award", and it probably would have been more accurate.

Let's face it, the AtGMemorial BR is where the undercard goes to get their PPV Payday. Out of the 30(I think?) superstars that were there, we had, what, 4 that had a legitimate shot at winning. If anyone but Cesaro, Kane, Big Show, or Ryback won that match I would have been stunned, especially when it got demoted to the pre-show.

 

[Justin]

And my panties are wet at the possibility of Steph vs. Rousey.

LESBIAN!