Thanks! (And Goodbye?)

[Justin]

Furthermore:

Pete's ass belongs to me.

I won't be stepping down from anything.

 

[User Poets]

Furthermore:

Pete's ass belongs to me.

I won't be stepping down from anything.

You're so naively cute right now, I wish I had a camera.

 

[Justin]

Send me a picture of your ass, so it can further belong to me.

​nohomo?

 

[Linguistic]

I joined the tournament to be challenged with my first creative writing in five years, e-fed or otherwise. I've been challenged. I'm still being challenged. I mean, it doesn't get more challenging than have a military character and be told that any reference to the military makes the character SGT Slaughter and SGT Buddy Lee Parker's illegitimate lovechild... but if the character was one of those two wrestler's ironic nephew, things would be ok.

All facetious and bitter comments aside, this has forced me to develop better fictional writing habits... ****, better writing habits in general... and I know Anarky's handler is gonna give me a WALL of resistance, har har har.

 

[Spike Saunders]

I joined the tournament to be challenged with my first creative writing in five years, e-fed or otherwise. I've been challenged. I'm still being challenged. I mean, it doesn't get more challenging than have a military character and be told that any reference to the military makes the character SGT Slaughter and SGT Buddy Lee Parker's illegitimate lovechild... but if the character was one of those two wrestler's ironic nephew, things would be ok.

All facetious and bitter comments aside, this has forced me to develop better fictional writing habits... ****, better writing habits in general... and I know Anarky's handler is gonna give me a WALL of resistance, har har har.

Hardy har har.

 

[Linguistic]

Spike, if it is any consolation, I understood you making a quick comment because you lost your notes... I actually understood that from the very beginning. That's why I didn't join the angry villagers. )

 

[DBrunkGXW]

Spike, if it is any consolation, I understood you making a quick comment because you lost your notes... I actually understood that from the very beginning. That's why I didn't join the angry villagers. )

Stop acting like you're all enlightened, Josh.








AND THAT'S..... AN ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Linguistic]

I thought of just posting a Youtube video as a response, but then people would think I was a loser.

 

[DBrunkGXW]

I thought of just posting a Youtube video as a response, but then people would think I was a loser.

OH how much more am I going to job you when you come back to EPW for that!

BTW, if you need a template for your application, PM me. You can have a title shot against Stanton in your debut. IT WILL BE WALL-OF-TEXT-APALOOZA!!!!!

 

[Linguistic]

You all read that, right? Title shot in Sarge's first match? haha

MAGGOT!

 

[TSiegel]

Excuse me?? And whose to say it won't be Cruise...hmmm?????

 

[Linguistic]

Excuse me?? And whose to say it won't be Cruise...hmmm?????

Me. I say that.

 

[TSiegel]

Do order "Black Dawn" on PPV...and we shall see.

 

[TH]

MAGGOT!

You rang?

 

[Colin]

You rang?

Feh, double Sgt. Slaughter rip offs

 

[Spike Saunders]

Spike, if it is any consolation, I understood you making a quick comment because you lost your notes... I actually understood that from the very beginning. That's why I didn't join the angry villagers. )

They brought torches. And pitch forks.

 

[Ernie]

They brought torches. And pitch forks.

I don't **** around. I brought a towel.

 

[Spike Saunders]

I don't **** around. I brought a towel.

Yes. You were the first to light yourself on fire for what was hopeful as a brighter light source.

 

[Ernie]

Yes. You were the first to light yourself on fire for what was hopeful as a brighter light source.

You're welcome.