Updated
7/12/00 Well, well, well, now
that the gag order has been lifted...we can finally get back to
business as usual.
You know, Stephen Thomas has always been a thorn
in my side. When we started this things over twelve years ago,
he kept talking about all these grand plans he had....and once things
got going, he promptly buried his head in whatever bowl of cereal was
close by. Even then, however, he was easy enough to deal
with...a few crumbs tossed behind the back every once in a while, and
he'd keep quiet.
In the past year or so alone look at what I've
had to deal with. He blackmailed me and got me ousted from the
CSWA with one of his lame-brain schemes. I come back and we
appear to come to some sort of 'agreement' so that we can
co-exist. And now he hits me with this lawsuit...and for the
second time he shuts the whole place down.
Yeah, that's right...I said "for the second
time." Everyone blames me for the CSWA's "financial
difficulty" back in 1997...that caused the CSWA to shut down for
almost a year. But now we know the truth, don't we? At
least I do. I get framed for the murder of that blasted Red
Midget and things go to hell in a handbasket. Then we find out
that the stupid midget is still alive...so I take care of things once
again....only for him to appear again. And who's closet did he
come out of? Stephen Thomas's.
My lawyers may not like it, but let me be very
clear....I will see an end to Thomas's involvement in the CSWA once
and for all. Whatever it takes...a cash payoff, a wrestling
match....a freakin' duel for all I care...whatever gets
him out of the way for good.
In case you hadn't noticed, Steve....I've done
fine around here while you wallowed in filth. With the help of
men like Vice-Commish Vizzachero and VP Radder, and now with the help
of Chief of Staff Locke... as we at CS Enterprises like to
say...."your services are no longer required."
In the courtroom, in the ring, in the back
alley...whatever it takes, Tard. It's time for you to go away.
In the words of the theme song to your favorite
inane cancelled TV sitcom: "Hit the road, Jack....and
don'tcha come back no more."
Kayfabe note: Don't miss previous "Bottom Line"
articles to the left. And not only that, but we've gone back and dredged up ancient
history in "Enforcer Speaks" from 1995 and 1996!
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