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UPDATED 11/5

Kneel, and bow before me. Don’t be shy. My name is Sammy Benson, your constant example of morality. I understand, you’ve waited a lifetime. Come my son, and walk with me through the gates of Happy Hour.


Often I’ve tried to put my finger on exactly what the masses love about Sammy Benson. My honesty? No doubt. My uncontrollable hatred for Canadians, and the promise that if elected we’d finally give our brothers up north the swift kick they’ve needed for so long. I mean, really…Canada what went wrong?

Anyway. Maybe the fact that now with the new digital technology, I simply look even more delicious. I admire that myself.

Perhaps, it’s the candor with which I admit that even at my age, I take pleasure in biting a monkey’s ---- via an animal cracker. That swings back up to honesty, I guess.

No, the answer is that here it is late Friday night and instead of checking the CS TRIBUNE, I’m on the LOVE BOAT throwin down a Foster’s beer with Eddy, and Sweet Melissa. "Canadian: Australian for Gay".

Yes, while the masses are clickin ads and hanging on every word I say, I’m stone cold drunk and blown away in amazement at exactly how low she can go. Eddy, I don’t know where you found her, but you’ve ruined me my good man. Momma always said one day I’d get a sweet tooth.

I was asked to speak about Hornet’s departure. But:

a) I’m too drunk to hold a coherent thought in my head, and 

b) I’m not about to let a single thought of "The Greatest American Fool" ruin what has started to be the weekend of my life. 

Yes, Melissa…daddy does need a brand new bag.


(Comments expressed in "The Happy Hour" do not necessarily represent the CSWA or CS Enterprises On-line, Inc.) 

UPDATED 11/15

 

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Who will step up as the new "hero" in the CSWA?
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Main Events Announced

CSWA officials released the first set of matches scheduled for the huge two-day THANKSGIVING WEEKEND SPECTACULAR '99.  Along with the final rounds of the CSWA Presidential Championship Tournament (yes, both of them), here are the Main Events for both days.

On Day One, Eli Flair will defend the CSWA World Championship against one of the top contenders: Deacon.  On Day Two, the Double Main Event features Deacon vs. Eddy Love and Eli Flair vs. Troy Windham; so no matter who comes out the World Champ after Day One, he'll quickly have a title defense to make.

For all the up-to-date information on TWS '99, be sure to check out the TRIBUNE's calendar-of-events The Main Event.  


Presidential Saga Continues

If anyone is clear as to exactly what is going on with the Presidential Title, please let those of us here at the TRIBUNE know.  Here it is as we see it...

At CSWA PRIMETIME POOLJAM in Grand Cayman, the semifinals of the 'first' Presidential Tournament take place.  However, only one match is scheduled with CSWA VP of Security Gregg Gethard taking on CSWA Vice-Commissioner AJ Honold in their second round match.  Commissioner Thomas has already advanced to the finals, by virtue of his wins over both Sunshine Del Payne and Vice-Commish Mark Vizzachero in Kingstown.

The plot thickened as VC Vizzachero was finally able to announce the pairings for the other Presidential Championship Tournament.  All first round matches will take place at the Grand Cayman card; the four second-round matches are scheduled for SHOWTIME in Houston, while the final rounds will take place at TWS '99.  Below are the first-round pairings:

Bracket One
#1 Randy Harders vs. #16 Bobby Jackson
#4 Apocalypse vs. #13 Cardigo Mysterian
#3 Aaron Douglas vs. #14 Rob Sampson
#6 Matt Dexter vs. #11 X

Bracket Two
#2 Steve Radder vs. #15 Cameron Cruise
#7 Bonecrusher vs. #10 Peacekeeper
#5 Dante Inferno vs. #12 Michael Kerrigan
#8 Alex Wylde vs. #9 HEAT


We Need A Hero?

With the loss of the "Greatest American Hero" in lieu of "Takin Care of Business" Hornet, or the still-recovering former CSWA World Champion Mark Vizzack, many fans don't know who to cheer for.  Many pundits have commented on the loss of the 'babyface' in the CSWA. 

With the 'hardcore' attitude of champion Eli Flair, or the heel aspect of the disintegrating Powers of Love, as well as the obviously-rulebreaker attitude of the Unholy, only Deacon can be pointed to as the one true 'babyface' left in the CSWA.

Even CSWA officials have discussed the situation in conference rooms.  We here at the TRIBUNE hear rumor that upcoming events may see the return of a "hero" to the CSWA.


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