[EWF] Ash Returns?!?!
Posted by Jack Ramsey
on September 16 at 8:31 PM


[[Ahh a sunny day the Empire Headquarters. A nice quiet beautiful day.

A rented black mustang convertible drives up, with Alice in Chains blaring over the stereo, and out steps Ash. Yep Ash, ya know that guy who retired. And somebody else. One would think that Ash has no business at the Empire Headquarters, but a vision struck Ash several months ago and now that he has nothing to do it really has been nagging at Ash’s brain. A grand inspiration that was conceived many months ago is finally coming to a head......

ASH WANTS TO HOST HIS OWN SHOW!]]

::That somebody else is David Fletcher, a friend of Ash’s that has always dreamed of being a announcer.::

Ash and Fletcher take an elevator to the 41st floor.

Ash: Now let me do the talking Dave....

After walking down an endless corridor Ash and Fletcher arrive at an office door. The sign reads "EWF Executive Ron Scott." Ron Scott is Jon’s annoying cousin, who pestered until Jon gave him some meaningless Job as Copyright Director. Ron is the dude that gives permission to use the EWF name, logo, and likeness. Just the man Ash wanted to see.

Ash knocks on the door and a gruff voice answers

Ron Scott: Come on in!

Ash and Fletcher enter not knowing what they expect to see. And then they see it......Ron Scott, imagine Jon Scott only add 200 pounds. And what was Ron Scott doing? Ash saw Ron Scott on top of his desk in his underwear. ::

Ron Scott: Oh SPANK ME, SPANK ME HARD!

Ash: What?

Ron Scott (Embarrassed); Oh your not the lady from the escort service are you? (Ron Scott puts his white shirt back on and his clip-on tie and goes back behind his desk) May I help you.

Ash (A bit rattled): Yyyeah ah I’m Ash as you know...And This is David Fletcher.

David Fletcher: Hi! I’m David Fletcher!

Ash: And we had an idea for a show...

Ron Scott: Oh really? What kind of show?

Ash: Well a show about the EWF......I was thinking that we could talk about EWF Events and have matches..

Ron Scott: Hold on here! Now quite frankly in the interest of fairness I must ask if you would hold up to the high standards of the Empire Wrestling Federation.

Ash: What are you talking about? I want the right are you gonna give me the rights or not?

Ron Scott: No.

Ash: NO!?

Ron Scott: Quite Frankly I do not feel that you would withhold the scared honor and dignity of the EWF Trademark.

Ash: What are you talking about?

Ron Scott: We here at the Empire Wrestling Federation believe in good, wholesome family entertainment.

Ash: And your point being.

Ron Scott: Quite frankly, you’re spooky.

Ash: What?

Ron Scott: Quite Frankly your spooky, we can’t allow spooky gentlemen on an EWF trademarked Show.

Ash: This is asinine.

Ron Scott: Quite frank-

::Ash grabs Scott ‘s shirt.::

Ash (Threatening): Listen I’ll get spooky on your ass if you don’t give me that show, damn you!

Ron Scott: Okay Okay.

(And with that Ash and Fletcher leave the Empire Headquarters............


GOD HELP US ALL ASH HAS GOT HIS OWN SHOW!



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