(CUTTO: David Letterman, picking on behalf of the murdered Willow, sitting by his couch)
LETTERMAN: Well, good thing I'm not up for a while...
(Just then his phone beeps)
Hmm, looks like I have a text message. How nice and thoughtful of someone! Let's just see who it is...
Hmm, says it's from that Whale Wars guy. "You have two hours before I snipe your pick..." WHAT THE F*CK?????!!!!! I *AM* UP!
Well in that case... (pulls Willow's head from a cardboard box near his legs...uses his fingers to make her lips move and mimics her high pitched voice)
"Uhhh, in that case, I'll take Steve Radder please..."
The ICEMAN? Damn it b*tch, I told you to pick Flic Rair, WOOO!
"But Davey, I want Steve Radder"
::sighs:: What my baby wants, my baby gets. Steve Radder it is!