2009 FW Draft Thread

[Nova]

AWA Twelfth and Thirteenth Round Picks

(CUTTO: HYPERSPACE KID at the podium.)

HYPERSPACE KID: "Let's pretend the deadline hasn't passed. We want Kellen Kinkade and The Illustrious Face-Eater!"

(FADEOUT.)

 

[TSiegel]

Re: AWA Twelfth and Thirteenth Round Picks

(CUTTO: The Dangle Brothers, as they slowly reach for a bottle of Vodka, hangovers kicking in)

DB: That's Entertainment for ya....MR. ENTERTAINMENT that is!!!

 

[TH]

CC: o hai! i can has Tyler Rayne?

 

[The Great Eye]

ULW: Ricky Ryconik

WPW: Winston Steele

 

[fugginVOSS]

(The Amstrad whirred to life, and for the second time sat beneath a wig of brilliant red hair with the ashes of the last burnt bra remaining on it's keyboard.)

TNM7: Oliver... Copp... Championship... Wrestling... selects... DESADE!

 

[CuseTroy]

"the bad dog" wade elliott

 

[jediPREZ]

KABUKI: Sorry...been smoking...the black tar...it's giving me...CANCER. PAT BLACK.

 

[ShawnHartXXX]

extremely bisexual beau michaels

 

[ShawnHartXXX]

Dam Skippy

 

[CuseTroy]

Zombie pick same thing that been eating left side of zombie's face ... MAGGOT

 

[fugginVOSS]

(The Amstrad comes to life and it is wearing a white lawyer-ish wig upon it's head. There is a gavel resting on it's keyboard.)

TNM7: Oliver... Copp... Championship... Wrestling... selects... LLB!

(The gavel is lifted by the monitor's cord and smashes down onto the keyboard.)

 

[LQJT86C]

DAVID LETTERMAN'S PENIS: Big Dave is unavailable right now, so we're taking the most original character in fantasy wrestling history,,,FLIC RAIR!

FLIC RAIR: WOOO! I'm stylin' an' profilin'...gonna take you to SPACE MOUNTAIN! WOO! I'm so f*cking over...WOO!

 

[The Great Eye]

THE CAPTAIN: While I think taking Flic Rair should effectively end any draft...I'll still make a pick and take "Marvelous" Mike Chain.

 

[TH]

CC: o hai, i'z gon halp the werk releese program wit mah next pick. i can has Prisoner #187 plz? only Dan West version, kthx

 

[TSiegel]

DB: Even the Dangle Brothers have to take a few days off. Now...being that today is Saturday...we're off to go enjoy ourselves with a dirty thirty; we can get right with the Lord on Sunday.

When we do...there's nothing like having a man like CROSS in your corner.

 

[Nova]

AWA Fourteenth and Fifteenth Round Picks

(CUTTO: HYPERSPACE KID at the podium, shuffling papers.)

HYPERSPACE KID: "Consecutive picks mean no cutsies. Love it. We want Danny Ferguson and Sars."

(FADEOUT.)

 

[TSiegel]

(CUTTO: The Outside of a Hotel Room door. On the Door is a taped message that reads the following...)

To Whom It May Concern,

Due to excessive consumption of Alcohol and Crabcakes and BBQing, The Dangle Brothers regret to inform that they will not be able to appear due to falling ill. With that said, they have made their next decision in this years draft to be the monster BLACK DEATH DEVIL MASTR. Thank you, and have a nice day.

J.A.M.F. Management

 

[TH]

CC: o hai! i can has the only guy ever to win every judge in GTT historee? "Renegade" Rich Rollins, plz?

 

[The Great Eye]

CAPTAIN: IrishRed

 

[LQJT86C]

WILLOW PALIN: David Letterman was my first...therefore, I choose THE First.