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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Also, I'm pretty sure that if Beth Phoenix, Kharma or even someone like Layla or AJ was given the ball and ran with it in the men's division, there'd be more than enough people cheering it on to offset any potential backlash because of the alleged cootie infestation.
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Right, WWE never does anything crazy. :)

Mostly, people who don't like intergender in e-wrestling come across to me like they just don't like getting beat by a chick. This is never more evident than in the constant railing against Lindsay, who was told she'd never be given a shot against the guys her whole career until she found somewhere where she'd get a fair shake, and not only did she hang, she excelled. And then, when people come back at her with the same old "girls should be managers and valets" stuff, they act shocked and appalled that she'd give them an attitude about it. Meanwhile, some of these same people are running some of the most absurd angles you've ever seen, and if called on it, defend it behind "hey, isn't it all just to have fun? Calm down!" Well, apparently, "this is a hobby. We're just here to have fun" only applies if you have a d*ck. If not, it's serious business and MUST BE REALISTIC!

Whatever, guys. You're free to have your opinions, but the double (and sometimes triple) standards are ridiculous.

Who told Lindsay she was never getting a shot? Wasn't she like a two time PRIME Uni champ and a belt holder elsewhere pretty early into her e-fedding experience, even before she won in EPW? I'm sure she could set the record straight on that one either way, but I guarantee you she found success in this hobby much quicker than a lot of people did (including myself), and props to her. I always thought she was a very good writer, even though her character wasn't necessarily my favorite. But let's not go re-writing history like Lindsay was white-fire but never got a fair shake until one man saw her potential and changed her life forever. She came into e-fedding, won some big titles a few years later, and left with much acclaim. Congrats Lindz, YOU ARE THE NEW YORK YANKEES! ::John Cena slaps me::

And how many times have I and others sh*t on angles for being completely over the top and unbelievable? When I was running NLW, I straight up told somebody that I was never going to push their 145 pound character. Rey Mysterio beating big guys at 205 pounds is one thing - there is actually precedent for that, and it's not as unbelievable as you think. 150-160 pound men beating monsters? That's stupid, and makes wrestling look phony as f*ck, which, correct me if I'm wrong, isn't that something the business tries to avoid? Don't we say that a good worker is somebody who can stage something but it make it look believable, even if it's really not?

Now that's a 150 pound man. 150-170 is like a really jacked woman, a Beth Phoenix type. Ronda Rousey, who cuts to make 135, is jacked, and would murder-kill someone who wasn't trained. So now we're talking about that same weight class, except it's a person whose gender renders them at a disadvantage on top of being 80-100 pounds less than their opponent. See how ridiculous that is? Fine, Rey beats Kane. If you find me a female wrestler who is a 200+ pounder, has equal strength to Rey (which means she'd probably have to be 10-15 pounds bigger than him), and has the speed of Rey, I'll concede your point. But you can't, because a female of that size would "move like a heavyweight". 200 pounds is MASSIVE for a female. So the one equalizer that a smaller person has over a bigger one, speed, is off the table. Hate to pull this card, but if anyone here knows combat it's me, Holz, and I can promise you, the only way a 150 pound female beats a giant man like Kane is if he's a regular dude off the street with no experience...and it's STILL an uphill battle.

I don't care about super realism, but at the end of the day, crazy choreographic moves aside, the crowd has to believe that the underdog can win. 600 smarks cheering for a fan-favorite chick beating Claudio whoever-the-hell at an indie show is one thing. Do that in the main event of a sold out arena in front of 15,000 people (including little kids) and your product is DOA. The wonderful thing about children is that they have incredible bullsh*t detection abilities, as they haven't been tainted by political correctness and generally have no regard for people's feelings. A 10 year old boy sees a muscled up wrestler lose to a 135 pound woman in sparkly attire. What do you think his reaction is? Yup - "Aww that guy SUCKS! He lost to a GIRL!" Congrats Claudio, society's a better place because of you, but that kid would never wear your t-shirt in a million years. And the average fan? They don't say it like the kid did, they know better, but they are damn sure thinking it.

Love women's MMA, really getting more into women's wrestling (real women, not 110 pound swimsuit models throwing slappy punches), but mixing the genders into a single division would cause me to laugh and never watch again. Just the fact that you say "cootie infestation" makes me know you would rather make this about political correctness than actually explaining how one sells a female going over a heavyweight or light heavyweight male. Outside of hardcore wrestling forums, I'm not sure this is even a legit debate, in all honestly, that's how laughable it all is. There is a reason why major wrestling companies, led by both men and women, written by both female and male writers, have never seriously tried putting this over, and it's got nothing to do with sexism.
 
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I'm in favor of that. Don't want to overshadow the roleplayers, and this is actually a good discussion topic, as ridiculous as I find some of the notions. Not even really debating e-wrestling anymore. PUT IT ON YOUR BLOG, HOLZERMAN.
 

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Who told Lindsay she was never getting a shot? Wasn't she like a two time PRIME Uni champ and a belt holder elsewhere pretty early into her e-fedding experience, even before she won in EPW? I'm sure she could set the record straight on that one either way, but I guarantee you she found success in this hobby much quicker than a lot of people did (including myself), and props to her. I always thought she was a very good writer, even though her character wasn't necessarily my favorite. But let's not go re-writing history like Lindsay was white-fire but never got a fair shake until one man saw her potential and changed her life forever. She came into e-fedding, won some big titles a few years later, and left with much acclaim. Congrats Lindz, YOU ARE THE NEW YORK YANKEES! ::John Cena slaps me::

Nope. The EPW World Title was the first World Title she had ever won. When she first started working the FWC circuit, she was primarily an A1E person, and had been told repeatedly by Jarret that she was unlikely to ever win the World Title because she ran a female character. Furthermore, even when I DID give her a shot, I got a hell of a lot of backlash for it. At least two people whose names I could call out quit the fed on the spot. All of the PRIME stuff came after that. She specifically thanked me for being the first person to ever make her feel like she was on equal footing with the guys, so I'm not rewriting history, Billy. I know what I'm talking about on this subject. Make your jokes. I don't really give a crap. I know what went down with her because I had first-hand knowledge of the situation. You have no idea what you're talking about.

This isn't even about her anyway. Females competing with the guys is universally accepted in pretty much every corner of the e-fedding world except for the pockets of people here on this circuit who just refuse to have it. And you've come out against stupid angles, sure, but you're not the only voice on your side of the issue, so let's not make this like it's some personal thing directed at you. You're one of many, and in my opinion, by and large, there's a serious double standard.

For the record, Rey Misterio is billed at 175, and at 5'6" tall, I'm pretty sure even 175 is a stretch. Both my daughter and wife are taller than that dude. Chyna won the Intercontinental Title and popped the live crowd huge. She also wrestled Chris Jericho at that year's Survivor Series and pinned him after a top rope pedigree. Kharma eliminated two men and hit her finisher, an elevated faceplant slam on Dolph Ziggler, who wrestled the main event of a PPV this year, in this year's Royal Rumble.

The rest of your post has nothing to do with me. But, I'm talking e-wrestling here, not real life pro wrestling. E-wrestling has given us things like Timmy Windham dressed like a muppet, stakes through a man's knee and the NFW East, and these are the stalwarts of this circuit.

We could go on all day. Bottom line is, there's a lack of logic all over e-wrestling and "real" wrestling for that matter, if you wanna go down that road. Harping on the female thing, which in the case of our hobby, specifically excludes people from the hobby for the sake of "logic", is counterproductive and pointless.

But whatever.
 
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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

I think this is a debate that will never have a right or wrong answer. I won't share my feelings on this because in all honesty, this thread was supposed to be about predictions for Brackets 3 & 4. It has turned into a big argument on several things. How many of these replies are even about these brackets? 2 maybe 3? Can we get back to this topic this thread was created for?

Being in this bracket, I wouldn't mind reading the feedback of my peers to see what they thought and maybe try to improve my writing, as I have been out of FW for over 5 years. I am trying to knock the rust off and get back into form so that I can continue in this game after Ultratitle ends. I don't think thats too much to ask.

So can anyone out there give any feedback/thoughts on the matches for these brackets? I know there are probably a lot of tough calls. But with only a few judges providing notes, hearing everyone's opinions would be really helpful. Thanks.

Signed,

A frustrated e-fedder.
 

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I just remember Rey as a 205er in WCW. But even at 175, my point is still good. You'd need a woman at 205 at least, with his speed, to replicate that. But hey, if I'm the booker, Rey's not beating Kane. WCW took a lot of flack for putting him over Kevin Nash when both were prime.

I'll take your word for it on the Lindsay Stuff. But from an outsider perspective, I see a girl who started in this hobby what, 2000-ish? And within 5-6 years, was multi-time champ in PRIME and EPW, over huge in fWo, had a chance to go over big in CSWA (from what I've heard), and was involved with some big angles in NFW. That looks like the resume of a character who pretty much dominated with little to no trouble. I don't consider a PM from Jarrett saying he wouldn't push a female to the World Title to be "held down" because that is a legitimate point of contention. I would tell her the same thing if I ran a league, today, even considering the character's title history, just like I would tell a 175 male character's handler the same thing. Give me something I can realistically push and we'll go from there. But I do get your point, it's more accepted in EW circles now, so whatever, I'm not going off about it. The precedent has been set, so no use crying over it now. If/when NLW fires back up, Lindsay can feel free to submit me a 385 pound Scandinavian metal god, and he can be champ all day long. :cool:
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Hell, I don't really even care. I just gave up on getting more than one or two people giving actual feedback, and figured, what the hell, I'll just stir this up even more.

Also, Sean, if you have a complaint about the nature of this thread, you should direct your complaint to an admin. OH LOOK, I'm an admin. Feel free to send me a PM and I'll see what I can do. ;)
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

-PM to Brunk: Moar feedback, less stupid ****. Plus, Lindsay Troy was 6'3 .. so even Lindsay had to make creative edits to make her character more believable.-
 
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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Ya know even someone like Gina C. could make Undertaker tap out in a non-scripted fight or match... it really isn't that women can't compete with the guys. It is just that they aren't allowed to. So many laws are in place. Then you have the specific state laws that have things like violence against women on tv, being impossible.
Isn't canada still like this, so it'd have to cut any such matches on WWE and TNA programming?

Sean/Dbrunk/others, I think we're just waiting for the thread to be split to its own now at this point, thus it continues lol.
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Ya know even someone like Gina C. could make Undertaker tap out in a non-scripted fight or match... it really isn't that women can't compete with the guys. It is just that they aren't allowed to. So many laws are in place. Then you have the specific state laws that have things like violence against women on tv, being impossible.
Isn't canada still like this, so it'd have to cut any such matches on WWE and TNA programming?

Sean/Dbrunk/others, I think we're just waiting for the thread to be split to its own now at this point, thus it continues lol.

I'm just gonna troll the crap out of it until it starts getting used for its intended purpose again. If no one else plans on reading RP and giving feedback, by this time next week, I'll make sure we're on page 20 and in the middle of a discussion on the geopolitical landscape resulting from British colonialism in the Victorian era. Swear to God.
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Why is always the Bracket 4 that gets ignored or detailed? j/w
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

I'm just gonna troll the crap out of it until it starts getting used for its intended purpose again. If no one else plans on reading RP and giving feedback, by this time next week, I'll make sure we're on page 20 and in the middle of a discussion on the geopolitical landscape resulting from British colonialism in the Victorian era. Swear to God.
WEll an admin could split thread into a separate one, to rail-way the discussion back on topic...
If only we had an admin...
or maybe an Admin-a-go-go
Hmm... :cool:
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Ya know even someone like Gina C. could make Undertaker tap out in a non-scripted fight or match... it really isn't that women can't compete with the guys. It is just that they aren't allowed to. So many laws are in place. Then you have the specific state laws that have things like violence against women on tv, being impossible.
Isn't canada still like this, so it'd have to cut any such matches on WWE and TNA programming?

Sean/Dbrunk/others, I think we're just waiting for the thread to be split to its own now at this point, thus it continues lol.

Well yeah, Carano could probably tap UT in a real fight because Mark Callaway isn't a trained professional fighter (despite him going to fantasy camp with Matt Hughes). But if you're talking people among their peers, put Gina against someone of Mark Callaway's height, like Stefan Struve, and see what happens. It would look like Ike vs. Tina. And I hope you never lament to a female about so many laws being in place that prevent men and women from being violent towards each other in a combat environment. Seems like a slippery slope, no?

"Bennnn why'd you hit me? (sobbing)"

"It was a fair fight, b*tch! You're just mad I beat you!"

"I'M A WOMAN!"

"You know it's really sad that you think so little of your gender. (WHACK!) Didn't you read those Lindsay Troy RPs?! (WHACK!) SHE'S 6'3, B*TCH! STAND UP AND COME GET YOU SOME!" (PUNCHKICKWHACK)

Wait, 6'3? That's just gangly as all hell. Come on Lindsay, up your damn game.
 

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I don't care about super realism, but at the end of the day, crazy choreographic moves aside, the crowd has to believe that the underdog can win. 600 smarks cheering for a fan-favorite chick beating Claudio whoever-the-hell at an indie show is one thing.

Uh, 600 people is a pretty good crowd for an indie show, dude. Movements have to start somewhere.

Do that in the main event of a sold out arena in front of 15,000 people (including little kids) and your product is DOA.

And you know that because WWE has tried it and it failed, right? No? Actually, I seem to remember Chyna being one of the most over wrestlers on the WWF roster, and she (allegedly) had a vagina. Oh, and big crowds in Japan not only go to see joshi, but they go to see women like Kana go up against males like Tajiri and Finlay and they eat that **** up. Oh and hey, TNA is actually dabbling with the intergender stuff too with great reactions, as ODB is pretty popular herself. Oh, and Kharma and Beth Phoenix at hte Royal Rumble. I seem to remember crowds not crapping on them. But no, your hypothetical world where WWE crowds crap all over women against men is way more valid than that pesky thing called "evidence".

IT would help if WWE wasn't an outright misogynistic organization that thinks all women should either be sexy cattle or ZOMG *****ES, but if you give the fans a reason not to care about gender barriers, they're not going to care about gender barriers.
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Oh, and big crowds in Japan not only go to see joshi, but they go to see women like Kana go up against males like Tajiri and Finlay and they eat that **** up.

They also involve octopus tentacles way too much in their manga porn. THEY SHOULDN'T BE TRUSTED. FEAR THE KRAKEN~!
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Ya know even someone like Gina C. could make Undertaker tap out in a non-scripted fight or match... it really isn't that women can't compete with the guys. It is just that they aren't allowed to. So many laws are in place. Then you have the specific state laws that have things like violence against women on tv, being impossible.
Isn't canada still like this, so it'd have to cut any such matches on WWE and TNA programming?

Sean/Dbrunk/others, I think we're just waiting for the thread to be split to its own now at this point, thus it continues lol.

I can say unequivocally there is no law (municipal, state, or federal) that would prevent inter-gender wrestling.
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Why is always the Bracket 4 that gets ignored or detailed? j/w

No way, man! Bracket 3 has been, by far, the least discussed! On the podcasts, during feedback, etc., until maybe now, and it was mostly unrelated anyhow.
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

I can say unequivocally there is no law (municipal, state, or federal) that would prevent inter-gender wrestling.

Incorrect.

Well sort of.

When Vince McMahon fought Stephanie McMahon in Maryland, they violated a Maryland state law that prevented the two from fighting. The penalty was a $5,000 fine (not much of a penalty for a business, but still...).
 

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