[updated:LAST EDITED ON Sep-01-03 AT 00:15 AM (EST)](FADEIN: A smokey comedy club, and, uh, a bunch of people are there blah blah blah, a guy with a purple jackets comes up to the mic.)
MAN: Alright, I wanna welcome ya'll to the Comedy Pouch here in Possum Ridge, and boy, do we got a lineup...