Hey all, it's Billy (aka LQJT86C). I just stumbled upon my original FWCentral username from back in 2000. Question for Katz: do I get to keep this name? Or do I have to pick, since I already have LQJT86C and my alter ego of Terence? I'm excited, I thought Chad banned this username for life...

[updated:LAST EDITED ON Oct-14-03 AT 06:23 PM (EST)](FADEIN: One of Castor's movie sets. Benjamin yells 'action'. The Nina, the Pinto, and the Santa Del Fiesta come sailing in on an ocean set.) NARRATOR: You've heard the stories, you've colored his picture in elementary school, and you got...

(FADEIN: BENJAMIN, without his mask, on the streets of New York at around 5am.) BENJAMIN: You know, it's hard being a Chicano nowadays, even harder being a Chicano who needs a job, and even harder than that being a Chicano who LOST HIS STUPID MASK TO SOME PAPI CHULO NAMED BUENO! It makes me...

NAME: Good Eddie HEIGHT: 6'4 WEIGHT: 250 HOMETOWN: Albuquerque, New Mexico ENTRANCE MUSIC: "Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent FIVE SIGNATURE MOVES: He fights an old-style, NWA-AWA style, likes to brawl, likes submissions. SETUP: Anything, really. FINISHER: The Last Prayer (Basically a...

[updated:LAST EDITED ON Sep-01-03 AT 00:15 AM (EST)](FADEIN: A smokey comedy club, and, uh, a bunch of people are there blah blah blah, a guy with a purple jackets comes up to the mic.) MAN: Alright, I wanna welcome ya'll to the Comedy Pouch here in Possum Ridge, and boy, do we got a lineup...

(FADEIN: CASTOR STRIFE's small work studio at the end of his apartment suite. The room's basically a mess, with old film roll on floor, which are basically things he had edited out of previous pictures. Around the room are various old, collector's items movie posters, mostly from the 50's and...

Featuring Castor V. Strife! (You're changing the channel from American Gladiators, or whatever, only to catch Jay Leno in the middle of 'The Tonight Show'. Some middle-school girl is mixing chemicals together in test tubes, causing smoke to rise out of them.) GIRL: And that was boron...

[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jun-29-03 AT 10:09 AM (EST)](FADEIN: BENJAMIN sits down onto Castor's director's chair, adjusts the camera, and puts on a Hooters baseball cap over the mask of El Puta.) BENJAMIN: It's like my immortal legend of a grandfather, El Puta, always said: "You must direct...

[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jun-29-03 AT 12:53 PM (EST) by WestPREZ (moderator)](FADEIN: At a hotel lobby sits CASTOR V. STRIFE, hair tied back to allow his handy gask mask to fit over his face with ease. For Castor newcomers, he wears that gas mask to shield himself from any diseases he might...

(CUEUP: Spanish guitar strums) (FADEIN: Some old black-and-white Western, featuring a lot of Mexicans shooting off pistols at big Texan guys.) V/O: (Obviously Benjamin's voice) Twas back in the olden days of Mexico when the Legend of El Puta began. Way back when Mexico was discovered in the...

[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jun-26-03 AT 09:02 AM (EST)](FADEIN: A moving camera starts from the floor of a messy Manhattan apartment, showing you various things of disgust; used bicycle shorts from an early film by Castor V. Strife; officially licensed El Puta underwear, stained with a ring of...

(Open to page 19 of your local newspaper, and it says all this stuff...) July 16-26, 2003 STONY BROOK FILM FESTIVAL 11 Days of Movie Magic. Dozens of GROUNDBREAKING films that no one will hear of. 2 Exclusive Parties with film makers you'll pretend to care about. 1 Pass does it all...

(FADEIN: The USA network logo. It morphs into the mask of El Puto.) (CUEUP: " You're Gonna Burn In Hell " by Twisted Sister) (CUTTO: Benjamin, in front of a live studio audience, sitting on a bean bag.) BENJAMIN: Welcome, friends and family, to the second installment of my new show...15...

[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-11-02 AT 09:10 PM (EDT)](FADEIN: The USA network logo appears, and quickly morphs into the mask of El Puto.) (CUEUP: " Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades " by Timbuk 3) (CUTTO: Benjamin sitting on a blue bean bag, in front of a live studio audience.)...

(FADEIN: CASTOR V. STRIFE sits in an indigo director's chair, wearing a gas mask and a knee brace. He's also wearing some fancy clothing I just don't have the will-power to describe, but you can imagine it's pretty damn fancy.) CASTOR: (Sounding muffled through the gas mask) It only gets...

[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-05-02 AT 00:35 AM (EDT)](FADEIN: The conference room of USA studios. At one larg table sits Benjamin, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris' sidekick from Walker, Texas Ranger, President of USA Norm, and VP of USA Todd. Benjamin's wearing the mask of El Puto, and a pink...